Joke thread

In the backwoods of Kentucky, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Ol' John decided to save up and get a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountain, and after struggling to the top he gets ready to take flight. He takes off running and reaches the edge and into the wind he goes!
Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Hicks were sittin' on the porch swing, talkin 'bout the good ol' days when Maw spots the biggest bird she has ever seen!
"Look at the size of that bird, Paw!" she exclaims.
Paw raises up, "Git my gun, Maw."
Maw runs into the house, brings out his pump action shotgun.
He takes careful aim. BANG...BANG.....BANG.....BANG!
The monster size bird continues to sail silently over the tree tops.
"I think ya missed him, Paw," she says.
"Yeah," he replies, "but at least he let go of ol' John!"
 
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