Joke thread

[i kne albert davy]

He used to come in the pub i drank in years ago when he was on at the Tameside Theatre in the late 1980's early 1990''s,The Star Inn Ashton.Now a rag pub.
George ( the owner at the time from the 5 penny piece ) would be turning in his grave if he knew it was a rag pub

Forresters across roads a blue pub now.

 

[blue44]

Forresters across roads a blue pub now.

is it?
we never drank in there hardly when i was a local in the star circa 1982 to 1995 ish.
i went in the forresters one day this summer coming back from asda.i was stood waiting for about 5 minutes when someone said sat at the bar,we're changing barrels,i left.

 

[i kne albert davy]

is it?
we never drank in there hardly when i was a local in the star circa 1982 to 1995 ish.
i went in the forresters one day this summer coming back from asda.i was stood waiting for about 5 minutes when someone said sat at the bar,we're changing barrels,i left.

Not a great pub but landlady’s a blue

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue b4 the moon]

He used to come in the pub i drank in years ago when he was on at the Tameside Theatre in the late 1980's early 1990''s,The Star Inn Ashton.Now a rag pub.
George ( the owner at the time from the 5 penny piece ) would be turning in his grave if he knew it was a rag pub

The Star when George was there was our first central pub on our night out usually our fourth stop.....Moss Side, Gatefield, Burlington then the Star before hitting the Ashton lowlights.

Proper strange shape tap room.

 

[blue44]

The Star when George was there was our first central pub on our night out usually our fourth stop.....Moss Side, Gatefield, Burlington then the Star before hitting the Ashton lowlights.

Proper strange shape tap room.

you dont wanna go where the fire was,where Vicky ( Georgies daughter ) served food at lunchtime , i hadn't been in for nearly 25 years when i went in last year during the day,its now the pool room and a solskier photo from their win v bayern over the mantlepiece,George would vomit if he was still around.

 

[ray21]

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[hammocity]

is it?
we never drank in there hardly when i was a local in the star circa 1982 to 1995 ish.
i went in the forresters one day this summer coming back from asda.i was stood waiting for about 5 minutes when someone said sat at the bar,we're changing barrels,i left.

Not far from there is Fat Lenny’s bar, I lost my virginity to the current landlady in 1978, she’s called Kerry Dixon just like the old Chelsea Striker. I got some stick over that. When I moved in with Mrs H about 6 years later I ended up living next door to Kerry’s sister, you couldn’t make it up.

 

[Lavinda Past]

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[KS55]

Not far from there is Fat Lenny’s bar, I lost my virginity to the current landlady in 1978, she’s called Kerry Dixon just like the old Chelsea Striker. I got some stick over that. When I moved in with Mrs H about 6 years later I ended up living next door to Kerry’s sister, you couldn’t make it up.

You sure it wasn’t THE Kerry Dixon?

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[hammocity]

You sure it wasn’t THE Kerry Dixon?

I was a bit pissed but I don’t think so!

 

[Xhavenjoe]

You sure it wasn’t THE Kerry Dixon?

Played with Kerry Dixon and Paul Young but not at the same time.
Vauxhall Motors schoolboys.

Met Paul Young at a school reunion.
Gino dicampo was a guest which was quite embarrassing as he had spent time in prison after robbing Paul Young's house and stealing his guitars.

 

[kywc84]

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When they smoke weed, they get medium

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

You could add Fila into that list....I once interviewed a woman who named her child after her favourite trainers, her words not mine.

I once spoke to a woman who called her daughter Deekney.

I asked her to spell it for an application form and she replied “D-K-N-Y”

 

[Lavinda Past]

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