Joke thread

[Tuearts right boot]

Was that was what Shakin Stevens asked him?

It was a duet, not many people know that.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[ray21]

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[doots]

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Where's your Katy Perry with fantastic tits joke gone?
Biggest smile of the day for that one!

 

[blue44]

Where's your Katy Perry with fantastic tits joke gone?
Biggest smile of the day for that one!

Looks like its been pulled,i did post i hope i wouldn't get a ban for posting it.
i thought it was acceptable but was worried .
at the moment I'v not been banned again so thats OK

 

[sir baconface]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[DrBlueBob]

It looks like it's getting colder rather than hotter.

 

[Nellies left peg]

 

[sir baconface]

It looks like it's getting colder rather than hotter.

Ah yes. I see what you mean. Are you a perchance a trained meteorologist?

 

[blue44]

 

[Blue Mist]

I can see his dick

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Bollocks.
That Billy Connolly circa 2010

 

[NZBlue]

Is it true these days when you reach 100 you get a telegram from King Charles III

and when you reach 14 you get a text message from prince andrew?

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Sheriff Fatman]

Looks more like David Dickinson.