Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

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[Lavinda Past]

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[DrBlueBob]

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Isn't that one too many karmas?

 

[Kippax BB Lower]

I shagged a black bird the other week,

Feathers everywhere

 

[Cellarite]

True, but it can still go boom if something is on fire around it. Also, in a very hot place like the Middle East, there’s a chance the high ambient temperature evaporates it enough to make a fuel/ air vapor mixture that could catalyse an explosion.

I don't get it.

 

[kippaxneil]

It must be great being the Lead Guitarist with The Shadows.
All he has to do is say his name and people give him food.

 

[Jazzman]

It must be great being the Lead Guitarist with The Shadows.
All he has to do is say his name and people give him food.

Do you really think Hank is Starvin? Where is your bike mate?

 

[balotellishaircut]

My golf buddies got me a sweater for my birthday.

I really wanted a screamer or a squirter.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]