Joke thread

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[KS55]

What do you call a Gorilla with jelly in one ear and custard in the other?

A trifle deaf.

Arthur Askey says hi.

 

[i kne albert davy]

Arthur Askey says hi.

Hello Playmates

 

[NZBlue]

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That would be funny if it looked like what it was meant to. Your granny's Sunday roast probably never originated from the sub-continent in question.








Looks nothing like a Tikka Masala :-)

 

[kippaxneil]

He must have one fuck of a bike outside.

A chopper..apparently.

 

[bluebc]

That would be funny if it looked like what it was meant to. Your granny's Sunday roast probably never originated from the sub-continent in question.








Looks nothing like a Tikka Masala :-)

I just don’t get it , it’s got 4 likes so there must be some kind of humour there and I’m being whooshed

 

[hallsteve62]

I just don’t get it , it’s got 4 likes so there must be some kind of humour there and I’m being whooshed

It took me a few looks before I got it. It's a maths thing. Sine over cosine equals tangent (iirc) so the 'joke' is tan doori. Maybe a better picture than a chicken would've helped!

 

[bluethrunthru]

not a joke but the truth

 

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