Joke thread

[Uwe Already]

My trainspotting mate became careless and got hit by the Flying Scotsman - he was chuffed to bits!

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Mr Fraser]

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Kelvin disagrees, absolutely

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Cellarite]

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Anyone else see an owl on the cat's chest?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

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Gives Balo’s chicken hat a run for its money…

 

[KS55]

Anyone else see an owl on the cat's chest?

If you see an owl on that cat’s chest, you have deep psychological problems.

 

[fanatic1]

Q: What has this Spring got in common with the singer Cher?

A: They both haven't been fucking sunny for a long time.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Anyone else see an owl on the cat's chest?

Stab wound, looks a shifty cat.

 

[hammocity]

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I went to Doctors with a pain in my thigh, Doc says:

“Do you wank a lot?”

“Quite often, why”

Doc:

“Fucking great isn’t it”.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Cellarite]

If you see an owl on that cat’s chest, you have deep psychological problems.

I know that. But can you see the owl?

 

[blue44]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]