Joke thread

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Bill Walker]

Me; Doctor, every time I stand up, I see visions of Mickey Mouse and Pluto, and every time I sit down, I see Donald Duck.

Doctor: How long have you been having these Disney spells?

 

[J.G.Blue.]

The Seven Dwarfs were all in a hot tub feeling Happy,
Happy got out so they all started feeling Grumpy.

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[bluethrunthru]

Just to confirm the whole fleet was lit up - not sure that comes across in the commentary ...... no wait its gone - its disappeared

 

[Lavinda Past]

Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin.

As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name.

They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee.

"Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?

The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing."

 

[Sam Armstrong]

 

[roman totale]

Just to confirm the whole fleet was lit up - not sure that comes across in the commentary ...... no wait its gone - its disappeared

That’s brilliant! I had to look him up and he seemed to live quite a life. When the BBC suspended him for this, they said he was “tired and emotional”, spawning the euphemism subsequently popularized by Private Eye.