Joke thread

[mrcunny]

If you have to look up Gary Birtles, you are too young for this joke.

Lived just up the road from me,Im sure i played against him.

 

[mexico1970]

 

[kippaxneil]

A few thoughtful and educational definitions to get you through the day....

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
VUJA DE: The feeling you've never been here.
VEGETARIAN: Old Indian word for bad hunter.
RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife.
PSYCHOLOGIST: A man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.
MYTH: A female moth.
FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

 

[Blue Llama]

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There are some sick Tories on this thread

 

[KS55]

Lived just up the road from me,Im sure i played against him.

Did he score?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

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Aah, dear Bob When he said he wanted to be a comedian they laughed at him. They're not laughin' now!

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[dobingsdobber]

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Bloody hell,those kecks need a good wash.
Should learn to wipe her arse properly as well.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Bloody hell,those kecks need a good wash.
Should learn to wipe her arse properly as well.

I'd be quite happy to help her taking them off.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

I was looking at a jacket in a shop earlier and the sales assistant asked if I wanted to try it on. So I told her she had a beautiful smile.

 

[bonespost]

Just you wait,the thing’s i’m going to do to you .

 

[Hertzblue]

View attachment 131896Just you wait,the thing’s i’m going to do to you .

‘kin hell- If he went down on her she would need to call the council to get the fucker back up .Rag ****.

 

[Really_here]

View attachment 131896Just you wait,the thing’s i’m going to do to you .

I wonder what the hell his kids think looking at that. He's revolting.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

‘kin hell- If he went down on her she would need to call the council to get the fucker back up .Rag ****.

' Jealousy, jealousy '

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Maintainin]

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Needs photoshopping into our starting 11

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

I wonder what the hell his kids think looking at that. He's revolting.

Never mind his kids, what do her family think?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Needs photoshopping into our starting 11

I can't do clever stuff like that :(

 

[TinFoilHat]

Never mind his kids, what do her family think?

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