Joke thread

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[roypaulknewmyfather]

Maybe he got the hump because a few posters called him out on the so called quality of his jokes.

One of my granddaughters (6 yrs) enjoyed many of his jokes. She asked why I’d stopped telling them to her and I told her he hasn’t been around. She said she knew where he was, gone to the North Pole with Santa to write cracker jokes for next Christmas.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Dicko69]

 

[Mid Wales blue]

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That’s shocking!

 

[chris63]

Me too. Haven’t even seen him liking a post, let alone posting himself. Let us know you’re OK, eh Lavinda?

Lavinda,s a man ?
Always thought it was a woman

 

[chris63]

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Is @bluesmith behind that?

Take it! Take it!
Where do they go from here?

Or, four fingers? Is that an acknowledgment of our Four In A Row?

That was the name of a girl I use to go out with.

 

[Bri1975]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Vienna_70]

I haven’t noticed any discernible improvement in the quality of the material in this thread, despite @Lavinda Past's absence.

 

[chris63]

Very funny

 

[hammocity]

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Got a bargain once at the Supermarket.

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

That's not bad, buy 3149 and get one free.

 

[Harrilew]

 

[lightning Rodri]