Joke thread

[Sam101]

 

[goalmole]

Dear readers. If you’re wondering why this thread has slowed, the very shittest jokes are now appearing on the Joke of the Day thread.

Why do we need two shit joke threads?

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

My girlfriend thought an Itchifanni was a Japanese motorbike.

 

[fanatic1]

I'm posting this from hospital as I was taken violently ill. Instead of a sliced onion on my lunch time salad I inadvertently included a sliced daffodil bulb. The doctors say that I should be out early spring.

 

[Bill Walker]

I got offered a job in Egypt

But found out it was a pyramid scheme.

 

[sir baconface]

I got offered a job in Egypt

But found out it was a pyramid scheme.

Pharaoh nuff.

 

[Sam101]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

My God, look at the time

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Sam101]

 

[Sam101]

 

[BimboBob]

How can Nunez be 83?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

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My God, look at the time

Cope with as in taking it in your arse

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Cope with as in taking it in your arse

I would fuck myself if only I could get round to it

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

I went to see the doctor, and he said my sugar was too high.

So I went home and moved it to the bottom shelf.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

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[ray21]

New adidas. Sponsored Man United boots

 

[Sam101]

Joan Armour Trading