Joke thread

Jesus comes back to earth in his second coming and goes to the labour exchange they offer him two jobs ! one a consultancy job in the Middle East £1000 a week , the other cleaning out the old Trafford shit house £10.00 per week he says I will take the shithouse cleaning job!
Last time I was in the Middle East I got hammered by tax !!!
 
Harry Redknapp is locked in a dispute with Tottenham Hotspur after being handed a letter for an unpaid electricity bill at the Spurs training facilities for £15,000.

After phoning the club and saying that there must have been a mistake he was informed that he was the last person to enter the trophy room in 2008 and left the light on.
 

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