Joke thread

[MCFCTrick]

Newcastle United's first trophy in 56 years has been celebrated widely in Newcastle and Saudi Arabia, with wide spread reports from both of people on the lash ....

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Vienna_70]

I thought it was Joan Armourplating

It is, isn’t it?

 

[Vienna_70]

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You forgot to add, "You fucking rag twat!"

 

[Vienna_70]

Harry Redknapp is locked in a dispute with Tottenham Hotspur after being handed a letter for an unpaid electricity bill at the Spurs training facilities for £15,000.

After phoning the club and saying that there must have been a mistake he was informed that he was the last person to enter the trophy room in 2008 and left the light on.

I heard that one about Frannie and Skip, when Frannie took over as chairman.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

You forgot to add, "You fucking rag twat!"

Sorted

 

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[Barcon]

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[forlorn hope]

 

[Bill Walker]

Well bugger me....

 

[Barcon]

Well bugger me....

Ben Dover

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Sam101]

 

[Bill Walker]

I got offered a job in Egypt building pyramids, but I couldn't see the point in it..

 

[bladdered]

Just had to pick this up from the neighbours...

 

[bladdered]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]