Joke thread

[Uwe Already]

 

[Uwe Already]

I bought some sheep dip the other day, not only did it not taste of lamb, but it made the Doritos taste like shite

 

[Grassland Blue]

Top Tip :-
When burying a dead body in your garden, be sure to use endangered plant species to cover it up with.
That way the police cannot dig, there as it is against the law.

 

[Blue Llama]

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[bladdered]

 

[johnny crossan]

 

[The perfect fumble]

Made me smile....

 

[Sam101]

BA statement on the airport:


“I ain’t getting on no plane”.

 

[kippaxneil]

I really do tend to over rely on my SAT-NAV these days. I use it all the time. I don't know where I'd be without it.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Sam Armstrong]

Too soon??

 

[dronefromsector7G]

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Too soon??

He’ll be turning in his grave

 

[the blue panther]

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Too soon??

I hope they position the drip-tray properly - could get very messy once he heats up.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Mid Wales blue]

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I bet that’s @idahoblues claims form!

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[kippaxneil]

I always thought Reuters were novelists from Birmingham.

 

[kippaxneil]

Just seen on the side of a van "Robert and Robert Painters and Decorators"...sounds like a two bob outfit to me.