Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[fanatic1]

My neighbours banged on my door at 03.30 this morning. Luckily I was still up playing my guitar. They shouted "Have a little respect!!" I replied "Honestly I'm not a big Aretha Franklin fan but okay - This one's for you"

 

[KS55]

Mrs KS phoned me: “If you’re not back in ten minutes, I shall give the dinner I just cooked to the dog.”
I was back in five…….i didn’t want any harm to befall the dog.

 

[bladdered]

 

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[Vienna_70]

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Oasis like this post.

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

The Chuckle brothers....:)

 

[chris63]

Thought she was holding a dildo

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Thought she was holding a dildo

Looks exactly like that to me, to you and probably many others.

 

[BigJoe#1]

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Hey @Chippy_boy .... your positive influence is far reaching by the looks of it. 80).

 

[KS55]

Thought she was holding a dildo

She did that beer ad: “A double dildo works wonders.”

 

[bladdered]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[kippaxneil]

My mate Jim Apple gets a lot of grief in France when people ask who he is.

 

[Kippax77]

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Wow I thought she had hold of my cock for a minute then, silly me