Joke thread

[One Fan Clapping]

Guy walks into the pub orders a pint and says to the barman

" I have a great joke about Reform voters - want to here it?"

The barman flinches and stands upright and replies

" I'm a Reform voter, so are the two women sat at that table as are the 3 big lads playing darts over there. Still fancy telling it?"

The guy responds

" nah - to be honest I don't want to have to explain it 6 times"

Irony?

 

[mrcunny]

 

[Sam101]

I bought one of those watches that tell you how far you've walked.

It says I did 150 miles last night.

Must be broken. I was in bed watching porn.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

A genuine advert for the launch of WD-40 in 1964

 

[blue44]

 

[noseve]

A genuine advert for the launch of WD-40 in 1964
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Absolutely no way that is genuine :-)

 

[mrcunny]

Formally known as prince..

 

[bluethrunthru]

ha ha ha so true - my local pizza shop does a full seafood 16" - prawns, tuna and mussels £14.60 (Hilts will deny this) a basic margherita from Domino's is £21.99

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[BimboBob]

A genuine advert for the launch of WD-40 in 1964
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Launched in 1958.

It's a fake. But a funny one.

 

[Travellingman]

 

[Sam101]

 

[noseve]

Pre-woke (apologies to any Irish on here, but there are some real belly-laughs in this):

 

[i kne albert davy]

Pre-woke (apologies to any Irish on here, but there are some real belly-laughs in this):

His one with the Asian Dalek was a master piece.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[.db.]

Went to the Pound Bakery and the assistant said, ‘choose what you want, everything a pound’.

I noticed one of the cakes said ‘£3’ so made the point, ‘but that’s not a pound’.

The assistant replied, ‘I know, that’s Madeira cake’.

 

[Vienna_70]

Went to the Pound Bakery and the assistant said, ‘choose what you want, everything a pound’.

I noticed one of the cakes said ‘£3’ so made the point, ‘but that’s not a pound’.

The assistant replied, ‘I know, that’s Madeira cake’.

It took a moment, but I got there.

 

[Vienna_70]

Do you remember the days before Reform.

Villages only had one idiot.