I don't even think it's really about the price. Evans isn't a lousy defender. He just isn't a very good one. In short, he's mediocrity personified. Fourth choice? Maybe, just maybe, although £30 mill would be some sort of joke for a defender who's not very young, and not very good. If Vinny gets crocked (or Stones, or Ota) and we find ourselves having to play Evans against the likes of Real fucking Madrid, or Bayern fucking Munich, there'll be tears.
All along the line, this just feels like a backward move. A throwback to the 2012 window, when we seemed to be buying distinctly ordinary players out of desperation. I find myself wondering if we ever made any serious moves for Keane. I would have thought we had more drawing power than Everton, on every level.
If Evans comes, I'll support him, because he'll be wearing that shirt. Just don't ask me to get enthusiastic about it.