I'd have Rio fucking Ferdinand come out of retirement & play for us, if he was actually good, I don't give a flying fuck.
JFE was a laughing stock amongst City fans, when he played at the swamp. He then went to West Brom, who played ten at the back & did ok. On his current form, he is as much of a welcome ingredient as a bowl of mummified dogshite & we are basically hoping that's not his actual level, & he will improve beyond all recognition, if we sign him, otherwise he won't even be good enough to sit on the bench.
I'm fucked if I know why such a gamble would even be discussed by City's management.
Ten out of ten for that description.