They never are in the shit though are they - too many brainwashed sheep in the Far East and fat southern fuckers who've never been to Manchester keep buying their shit merchandising tat or subscribing to mutv, plus unfortunately their 'istory' means big sponsors are desperate to write cheques to be associated with the vile rag shirt.
I wish it were different, I wish we could oust them from their commercial pedestal for good so they could no longer afford the likes of Sanchez and Pogba and whoever other star the media will link them with all summer.
With our amazing style of football, title win and world's best manager we've never had a better chance to slap the bastards down, but they're like stubborn dogshit stuck under our shoes.
This is one reason we need one megastar to increase commercial value, bigger shirt deals, etc so we can overtake them off the field as well as on. They love history so much, it's about time they became it.