Josko Gvardiol

[Lavinda Past]

We won the Revolutionary War! It's offense!!

It's bloody offensive, that's what it is.

Bloody septics abusing the King's English....

 

[Gumzy97]

Feels like tonight we might get an announcement of an agreement probably from Ornstein, with all this news of Gvardiol not being in the squad , not doing medicals etc

 

[manimanc]

Why are u so hostile??

I got a right to be Hostile man, my people are being persecuted.

Just a little nod to public enemy there.

I'm not mate, it's all tongue in cheek, I'm actually very nice once you get to know me. Plus I'm in Greece, burnt to fuck, drinking aperol spritzers and talking all kinds of shite so please don't take it personally. :)

 

[blueblueblue2]

What page number will we be at when the fee agreement is leaked? I’ll go for 1132

 

[Matt Diablo]

Showing ya age ;)

More like Pam Air

 

[Lavinda Past]

I got a right to be Hostile man, my people are being persecuted.

Just a little nod to public enemy there.

I'm not mate, it's all tongue in cheek, I'm actually very nice once you get to know me. Plus I'm in Greece, burnt to fuck, drinking aperol spritzers and talking all kinds of shite so please don't take it personally. :)

Was Gvardiol on your flight out there?

 

[vanchi]

romano again

 

[Lavinda Past]

What page number will we be at when the fee agreement is leaked? I’ll go for 1132

There's a fee?

Bloody hell... I thought he was a free transfer.

 

[Stoned Rose]

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Is there plane planned from Leipzig to Manchester tomorrow?

“Could”.

Man can’t actually be wrong.

Ffs.

 

[Summerbuzz]

Matey boy who is usually sound reckons Josko swapped planes over the English Channel, went back to Hamburg, was fired through the north sea gas pipeline network to arrive in Cleethorpes. He Uber'd the last leg disguised as two kids in a big coat standing on each other's shoulders, faking a squeaky voice and unsteady walk to make it convincing.