Josko Gvardiol

[jrb]

After all of this he best get a good chant.

And I don’t mean… Josko! Josko! Josko! (similar to the Haaland chant)

 

[Winchester]

I got a right to be Hostile man, my people are being persecuted.

Just a little nod to public enemy there.

I'm not mate, it's all tongue in cheek, I'm actually very nice once you get to know me. Plus I'm in Greece, burnt to fuck, drinking aperol spritzers and talking all kinds of shite so please don't take it personally. :)

Well good for u

 

[Stoned Rose]

Josko will be parachuting onto the centre circle at Wembley half time in the Community Shield... wearing a Treble City shirt and drinking a pint of bitter, with Curtis Jones in a headlock.

 

[Summerbuzz]

After all of this he best get a good chant.

And I don’t mean… Josko! Josko! Josko! (similar to the Haaland chant)

Gvardiol! Gvardiol! Gvardiol!

 

[Stoned Rose]

Matey boy who is usually sound reckons Josko swapped planes over the English Channel, went back to Hamburg, was fired through the north sea gas pipeline network to arrive in Cleethorpes. He Uber'd the last leg disguised as two kids in a big coat standing on each other's shoulders, faking a squeaky voice and unsteady walk to make it convincing.

Would have had this had he not been called Matey boy.

 

[AshtonBlueMooner]

Cos we’ve got Gvardiol(a)

 

[remember arthur mann]

Why are u so hostile??

He's a border Scot.

 

[Lavinda Past]

After all of this he best get a good chant.

And I don’t mean… Josko! Josko! Josko! (similar to the Haaland chant)

"He made us flap, he'd better not be crap, Gvardiol, Gvardiol..."

"He's not on the plane, he's not on the plane, don't send the money, he's fucked off again"

 

[Gumzy97]

Fabrizio as well seems alot more confident he's replying to everything to do with Gvardiol. When he was just ignoring the questions until today

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

After all of this he best get a good chant.

And I don’t mean… Josko! Josko! Josko! (similar to the Haaland chant)

There's one in the City chants thread to cigarettes and alcohol thats so good Leipzig put the fee up 10 million