Josko Gvardiol

[Ray bloody Purchase]

The Daily United Fanzine has caught up.

The piss boiling on the comments is fantastic. Mainly United fans and Liverpool fans.

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Cmon Jrb, small u and l please, they don’t deserve the importance of a capital

 

[Sir peace frog]

Greenwood, Sancho or Rashford.






"Hello; is that Khaldoon's cabs? I need a txiki, ASAP!"

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[Haaland94]

To the tune of posh spice is a slapper!

Oooooh Josko is a Croat
He has a big black mask

He hates the vermin scousers
He makes the rags aghast

Loves butter, clits n avocados
Barms, muffins and a roll

His names the same as Peps,
And he’s pumped Ivana Knoll

That's a masterpiece!

 

[pudge]

I'm gonna say he signs for less than €100m and those whinging beforehand will be as silent as a Hollywood casting director

I ought to do the lottery this week

 

[TueartsCossackSpray]

Not enough football songs have the word ‘Aghast’ in them. I’m balls deep for this song.

Not enough football songs have the word ‘Aghast’ in them. I’m balls deep for this song.

For all those in SS1 it means in shock or amazement of.

 

[Paulmcfc2703]

But surely Tkiki hasn't been able to negotiate this?? BTW where are all the doubting negative posters on here now??

Surely it all depends on the price. Leipzig want £86mil.

I'm assuming it'll be something like £80mil + £10mil addons. We claim it's less they claim it's more type stuff.

 

[Fordyboy46]

What's the latest guys, been out for a few hours. This week or next?

 

[Txiki Txiki Bang Bang]

To the tune of posh spice is a slapper!

Oooooh Josko is a Croat
He has a big black mask

He hates the vermin scousers
He makes the rags aghast

Loves butter, clits n avocados
Barms, muffins and a roll

His names the same as Peps,
And he’s pumped Ivana Knoll

Who's Ivana Knolls?

 

[Blue Bogey]

The other thing is, private jets don't fly from Germany to Manchester and then on to Italy with no passengers on board. And MPVs don't pull up to and then depart from planes unless there are passengers to collect. Someone got off that plane, but most people don't know who it was. Those (Cityxtra) saying there was nobody on it, not a chance. Whoever it was, they were either covered over and came out the front, or got out the back door when the MPV arrived. We'll know soon enough one way or the other I guess

Heard it was Leipzig representatives who arrived in Manchester. Maybe they came to collect a suitcase full of cash.

 

[Haaland94]

Tomorrow is the day. You just wait and see. Here we go!