Josko Gvardiol

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Tugay One Cup said:
I hate to do this but I couldn't resist. Here's your scout report on Erling Haaland:
  • I don't get the hype and the only way this signing is going to happen is if Pep leaves.
  • I just don't rate that type of striker and I have watched for more than 5 minutes.
  • He isn't that quick for starters.His technique isn't that special either.
  • We just don't play that style of football that will play to his strengths and his agent will still be a major stumbling block.
  • Fuck it. Lets sign Edinson Cavani. Much better player than Haaland.
  • Haaland isn't anything like Lewandowski. Teams will work out how to defend against him and he will have barren spells. Mbappe is having similar problems right now.
  • Haaland has achieved very little to be considered to be anything like as the van Persie signing.
  • I don't think he is high on the list of Aguero's replacements.
  • He would struggle to adapt to Pep's tactics so he isn't a guarantee. In a couple years time Delap could be knocking on the door.
  • Haaland will need time too and although he is good but not that good. Delap will save us money without the Raiola headache.
  • I'm not that impressed with Haaland. Would struggle with Pep as manager.
  • We had already equally talented players in the academy already.
  • Delap will match Haaland's achievements.
  • Coaches like Moyes, Hodgson, Allardyce would still find a way of keeping Haaland very quiet.
  • There are plenty flaws in Haaland's game would get exposed in our set up.
  • Haaland hasn't come across many teams that have completely parked the bus for starters. There are a few teams in the Premier League who loves to do that.
I'm not trying to take the piss or anything but I think it suggests that you've not exactly got a keen eye for talent.

Relax, mate, Gvardiol is a top, top quality player. If he signs then you'll understand that within a handful of games for us.
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The prosecution rests.
 
Tugay One Cup said:
I hate to do this but I couldn't resist. Here's your scout report on Erling Haaland:
  • I don't get the hype and the only way this signing is going to happen is if Pep leaves.
  • I just don't rate that type of striker and I have watched for more than 5 minutes.
  • He isn't that quick for starters.His technique isn't that special either.
  • We just don't play that style of football that will play to his strengths and his agent will still be a major stumbling block.
  • Fuck it. Lets sign Edinson Cavani. Much better player than Haaland.
  • Haaland isn't anything like Lewandowski. Teams will work out how to defend against him and he will have barren spells. Mbappe is having similar problems right now.
  • Haaland has achieved very little to be considered to be anything like as the van Persie signing.
  • I don't think he is high on the list of Aguero's replacements.
  • He would struggle to adapt to Pep's tactics so he isn't a guarantee. In a couple years time Delap could be knocking on the door.
  • Haaland will need time too and although he is good but not that good. Delap will save us money without the Raiola headache.
  • I'm not that impressed with Haaland. Would struggle with Pep as manager.
  • We had already equally talented players in the academy already.
  • Delap will match Haaland's achievements.
  • Coaches like Moyes, Hodgson, Allardyce would still find a way of keeping Haaland very quiet.
  • There are plenty flaws in Haaland's game would get exposed in our set up.
  • Haaland hasn't come across many teams that have completely parked the bus for starters. There are a few teams in the Premier League who loves to do that.
I'm not trying to take the piss or anything but I think it suggests that you've not exactly got a keen eye for talent.

Relax, mate, Gvardiol is a top, top quality player. If he signs then you'll understand that within a handful of games for us.
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Haha absolutely brilliant.

Delap managed 4 goals in 37 games last season he got more yellow cards 8.
 
birchwoodgingerste said:
Think this is a new bid 90mill plus 10mill in add ons.
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Isn't that what we offered last week, though? Apparently, the disagreement is regarding achievable bonuses, so we probably don't know enough to predict whether this alleged new offer represents what Leipzig are after.
 
Haaland94 said:
Isn't that what we offered last week, though? Apparently, the disagreement is regarding achievable bonuses, so we probably don't know enough to predict whether this alleged new offer represents what Leipzig are after.
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Surely everything is achievable after last season! lol
 
birchwoodgingerste said:
Think this is a new bid 90mill plus 10mill in add ons.
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That's what they want you to think;)

Joking aside, that was already claimed as not appropriate to Liepzig, in terms of bonuses.

Personally doubt any of it is true, or that Bild would know what is, but they are indeed milking their own previous claims for clicks with people thinking something new is happening.

edit: a classic case of write an article, then over the next 3-5 days break it up into isolated tweets so people click on them and go back to the article.
 
RayCTID said:
I hold my hands up that wasn't my greatest of times on this forum. My excuse with the Haaland one is I couldn't handle my Dad being geniunely ill.
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I've had Pep can only win with Messi and a limitless budget and we should go for Mourinho instead.

This De Bruyne deal is taking too long, why are we spending all summer bidding £60 million for a Chelsea reject.

Stones is a bag of shite and way overpriced. Mangala will come good.

We all do it pal. Hindsight is a wonderful thing. I did keep the faith with both Jack and Rodri though ;).
 
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