Josko Gvardiol

[citytill1die84]

Denied.
Jury finds you guilty of not knowing your arse from your elbow.
Sentence to be decided.

Life with keys to be thrown away.

 

[RayCTID]

I'm hoping this is one of your "jokes".

Not this time pal.

 

[RayCTID]

Thanks. Tried to catch up for any news and was stuck with several pages of the Clueless **** Show.

Do we think there’s much veracity to the Bild story?

Welcome back ;)

 

[RayCTID]

Haha absolutely brilliant.

Delap managed 4 goals in 37 games last season he got more yellow cards 8.

Not the most highly gifted of EDS players but was a promising kid none the less

 

[JewelZee]

I hate to do this but I couldn't resist. Here's your scout report on Erling Haaland:

• I don't get the hype and the only way this signing is going to happen is if Pep leaves.
• I just don't rate that type of striker and I have watched for more than 5 minutes.
• He isn't that quick for starters.His technique isn't that special either.
• We just don't play that style of football that will play to his strengths and his agent will still be a major stumbling block.
• Fuck it. Lets sign Edinson Cavani. Much better player than Haaland.
• Haaland isn't anything like Lewandowski. Teams will work out how to defend against him and he will have barren spells. Mbappe is having similar problems right now.
• Haaland has achieved very little to be considered to be anything like as the van Persie signing.
• I don't think he is high on the list of Aguero's replacements.
• He would struggle to adapt to Pep's tactics so he isn't a guarantee. In a couple years time Delap could be knocking on the door.
• Haaland will need time too and although he is good but not that good. Delap will save us money without the Raiola headache.
• I'm not that impressed with Haaland. Would struggle with Pep as manager.
• We had already equally talented players in the academy already.
• Delap will match Haaland's achievements.
• Coaches like Moyes, Hodgson, Allardyce would still find a way of keeping Haaland very quiet.
• There are plenty flaws in Haaland's game would get exposed in our set up.
• Haaland hasn't come across many teams that have completely parked the bus for starters. There are a few teams in the Premier League who loves to do that.

I'm not trying to take the piss or anything but I think it suggests that you've not exactly got a keen eye for talent.

Relax, mate, Gvardiol is a top, top quality player. If he signs then you'll understand that within a handful of games for us.

I hate to say it but that there should require a self imposed ban from commenting on players of at least 30 days...or at least 24 hours straight of Bryan Adams in his ear buds...

 

[leo_city]

 

[JewelZee]

But a prem and World cup winner nontheless

Perfect for an episode of Unsolved Mysteries : )

 

[oakiecokie]

If thats correct then I think we`ll be seeing him in a Blue shirt very soon.

 

[JewelZee]

At 21 and a defender who has already a few seasons under his belt. I am not so sure he can really iron out those types of mistakes even under Pep.

So your creating another string of "jokes" we can all laugh at in a few months time? PMSL...

 

[Tokyo32]

Why are you posting content from that account that is unreliable