Josko Gvardiol

[not my fault!]

some guy on twitter said city will play europa league after signing gvardiol. well i guess that’s my thursday nights entertainment sorted for 24/25 then.

Unless we win it again this year then automatically enter it as champions ;)

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Stole from twitter but to the tune of cigarettes and alcohol:

Is it my imagination, or have we finally found football worth living for...

…I was looking for Croatians,But all I found was Kovacic and Gvardiol…

Fergie said not in his lifetime
City did it in no time
With Europe’s best back line
Cause city are on top
City made it happen
City made it happen

Could see that first half catching on actually.

 

[Harvster]

Only if Ken serves him and he buys Tommy a bag of cheese and onion crisps.

He’ll stay on his own

 

[Gordyola]

a very interesting post. i don’t have a theory, i just think it’s quite weird how this went from dealing with max eberl to city going over his head to oliver mintzlaff and then leipzig not only accepted 20m euros less than his rc, 10m euros less than their baseline asking price, but also no add ons at all except that friendly. did leipzig lose money for a potential future business opportunity for red bull in general? :D

and now the focus is completely on gvardiol being cheaper than maguire.

it’s 2023, everyone cares about optics, everything is pr.

btw according to transfermarkt maguire’s fee was 87m euros. so now we have schrödinger’s gvardiol, both the most expensive and the not most expensive defender ever. :D

anyway, i’m glad it’s done, looking forward to another round of plane tracking :D

Guten Morgen Herr Mintzlaff Are you aware the the UAE is proposing a 25% levy on energy drinks?

 

[Gordyola]

Do players have to be registered by a Friday evening - or is it 24 hours before the next match?

Its Friday lunch time IIRC dont know how that works for a Friday evening game though Maybe its 24 hours minimum with a Friday lunchtime deadline?

 

[SWP's back]

dunno if it was mentionend but watched the espn panel (think a scottish guy, some old timer) saying gvardiol will not dribble through the midfield like stones... "he is a pure defender". they also showed our "eleven" and gvardiol was playing the rb part in a back 3...... losing all hope.

also in regards to eberl/mintzlaf, shortly before mintzlaf got involved there were rumours that eberl could be heading to bayern.

It’s cunts like that who were saying Yaya doesn’t create or score goals. They’ve not a clue.

 

[RayCTID]

Oi! That was a below the belt.

Twat is acceptable. I'll leave it out there who disagrees with the posts if you want to insult me.

 

[Blue Llama]

Do players have to be registered by a Friday evening - or is it 24 hours before the next match?

Doesnt matter either way, he will not play in the first PL match irrespective of being registered in time. Probably only come off the bench in a couple before starting a PL game..

 

[RayCTID]

Burnley is a tough game but it is the better opportunity to make his debut in. He'll have a full week training with his new teammates behind him then.

 

[vanchi]

Unless we win it again this year then automatically enter it as champions ;)

yeah i don’t think twitter guy thinks city will win anything after buying gvardiol. :D at least he didn’t mention relegation, i don’t even know if i can watch championship games here so i’d have to sit on my couch and imagine them.

Guten Morgen Herr Mintzlaff Are you aware the the UAE is proposing a 25% levy on energy drinks?

they should’ve gone with 45%! mintzlaff would offer to sell dani olmo for a chip barm, 60l of vim(p)to and 10 sausage rolls.

 

[JWCH-99]

I half like it, doesn’t flow enough….. not saying my version will but,
The first line sounds like our football before was gash & may piss some moody players off.

Is it my imagination
or are we signing player to help us go & win some more
Pep was looking for Croatians,
so Txixi went & signed him kovacic & Gvardiol
Fergie‘s “not in my lifetime”
but City did it in no time
with Europes best fucking back line
we’ll be back on top
cos City made it happen
cos city made it happen

I like ur version more- only thing is the txixi line doesn’t flow with tune- it has one too many words. Maybe just remove him before kovacic and Gvardiol

 

[SilverFox2]

dunno if it was mentionend but watched the espn panel (think a scottish guy, some old timer) saying gvardiol will not dribble through the midfield like stones... "he is a pure defender". they also showed our "eleven" and gvardiol was playing the rb part in a back 3...... losing all hope.

also in regards to eberl/mintzlaf, shortly before mintzlaf got involved there were rumours that eberl could be heading to bayern.

Re last paragraph, I think RB boss effectively suggested he was sabotaging the whole deal and acted accordingly.

I think the German equivelant of
"you have an unusual way of handing in your resignation"
took place.

Obviously my 2 penneth is pure speculation but in other sectors of business where people are possibly leaving they are not entrusted with large value projects.

 

[not my fault!]

I like ur version more- only thing is the txixi line doesn’t flow with tune- it has one too many words. Maybe just remove him before kovacic and Gvardiol

Yeh as I wrote it it felt too long….

Is it my imagination
or are we signing player to help us go & win some more
Pep was looking for Croatians,
Txixi went & signed him kovacic & Gvardiol
Fergie‘s “not in my lifetime”
but City did it in no time
with Europes best fucking back line
we’ll be back on top
cos City made it happen
cos city made it happen

removed the “so” flows better

 

[foggy1974]

To the regiment!

I wish I was there

 

[CC1]

Doesnt matter either way, he will not play in the first PL match irrespective of being registered in time. Probably only come off the bench in a couple before starting a PL game..

Yeah. Just wondered if he’d be at Wembley

 

[richards30]

Stones done his hammy?

 

[mancboy]

Stones done his hammy?

he had an mri done a couple of days ago to check

 

[Champions again in 2012]

Yeah. Just wondered if he’d be at Wembley

No, it’s a sell out ;-)

 

[mancboy]

I wish I was there

ill stay on me own

 

[leo_city]

he had an mri done a couple of days ago to check

Doubt he’s involved for the start of season then