Just a bit of fun for the pre-derby nerves.....

[gaudinho's stolen car]

An iconic Manchester pub, knocked down accidentally in the 80s.

Is that the one with all the knickers stapled to the ceiling?

 

[tommyducks]

An iconic Manchester pub, knocked down accidentally in the 80s.

Is that the one with all the knickers stapled to the ceiling?

Yes mate

 

[Deleted member 13905]

calum down! woo-hoo!

it's time to get drunk.

how nice that you remember the baudelaire stuff...

we should always be drunk
that is the be-all and end-all
the only choice there is
to no longer feel the horrible burden of time
which racks your shoulders and bows you downwards to the earth
you must make yourself ceaselessly drunk
but drunk on what?
wine
poetry
virtue
whichever you prefer
only - get drunk!
and from time to time
whether on a palace stair
or in the green grass of a ditch
or in the gloomy loneliness of your room
you waken with your drunkenness wearing off or already gone
then ask the wind and the waves
the stars or the birds or the clocks
whatever is fleeting
whatever moans or spins or sings or speaks
ask them what day it is
then wind and wave and star and bird and clock will answer you
"it is time to get drunk!"
so
as never to be the martyred slaves of time
get drunk without respite
with wine or poetry or virtue
whichever you prefer

 

[the goats backside]

Because every goal was a great goal and we didnt care how he scored them

 

[Kennedy_probably_has]

Some commentary from one of my happiest moments as a blue

 

[IMARRIEDBLUEMOON]

Re: Just a bit of fun for the pre-Deby nerves.....

Mine's far too simple, support City and Lancs cricket.

CRICKET???? CRICKET???? How can you 'support' cricket?????

"Oh look nigel, our fellow is about to throw the ball at the chap with the stick" "Indeed, Theo i do hope their fieldsmen don't catch it." "Oh and another thing, it's a little chilly this morning, i bet they are glad for the jumpers"

PHILISTINE!!!!

 

[IMARRIEDBLUEMOON]

My wifes name is JUNE. BLUEMOON. GERRIT?

 

[charliebigspuds]

when I registered my wife was 8 months pregnant and I was a little bit sex starved

 

[IMARRIEDBLUEMOON]

An iconic Manchester pub, knocked down accidentally in the 80s.

The word was it wasnt 'accidently'. The brewery (Whitbreads?) wanted it down but the council had it as a listed building so were against it or something. So it was knocked down during the night 'accidentally'.
p.s. used to drink in Tommys before it became famous for knickers, in the fact that it was a favourite watering hole for all the acts who appeared at the Palace theatre and the like. Many photos adorned the walls of the acts who drank there. Bit like the Press club now i suppose.

 

[dom]

Because it is my name