Just been to the doctors

[squirtyflower]

21 on Friday, so yes, you're right.

Happy birthday for Friday.

Wait til its your turn. Dr Fingers can sometimes be a 6ft South African woman with a mean streak..... or so I've heard.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Lie on your side and bring your knees up as high as you can.

Been there, seen that, had the finger up my arse. They always use Dr Dick Fingers too, hands like a bunch of bananas.

Horrible experience, although I doubt it's very nice from the doctors point of view either.

Did he use a camera as well, or just a mirror lol

God - as if the ordeal wasn't humiliating and painful enough,you want a film crew on hand to capture the poor sods trauma?
What kind of sick,sadistic pervert are you?
On a brighter note,it reminds me to buy some red grapes on my lunch hour.

 

[MCFC-alan88]

Lie on your side and bring your knees up as high as you can.

Been there, seen that, had the finger up my arse. They always use Dr Dick Fingers too, hands like a bunch of bananas.

Horrible experience, although I doubt it's very nice from the doctors point of view either.

Did he use a camera as well, or just a mirror lol

God - as if the ordeal wasn't humiliating and painful enough,you want a film crew on hand to capture the poor sods trauma?
What kind of sick,sadistic pervert are you?
On a brighter note,it reminds me to buy some red grapes on my lunch hour.

Well, that just put me off my grapes.

 

[squirtyflower]

God - as if the ordeal wasn't humiliating and painful enough,you want a film crew on hand to capture the poor sods trauma?
What kind of sick,sadistic pervert are you?
On a brighter note,it reminds me to buy some red grapes on my lunch hour.

Neither sick, sadistic or perverted, just someone who has had to endure a camera there to check the bowel. And they do f'in film it! Now awaiting the operation to fix what they found.

 

[blueinkwell]

God - as if the ordeal wasn't humiliating and painful enough,you want a film crew on hand to capture the poor sods trauma?
What kind of sick,sadistic pervert are you?
On a brighter note,it reminds me to buy some red grapes on my lunch hour.

Neither sick, sadistic or perverted, just someone who has had to endure a camera there to check the bowel. And they do f'in film it! Now awaiting the operation to fix what they found.

Nothing serious I hope squirtyflower.

 

[squirtyflower]

God - as if the ordeal wasn't humiliating and painful enough,you want a film crew on hand to capture the poor sods trauma?
What kind of sick,sadistic pervert are you?
On a brighter note,it reminds me to buy some red grapes on my lunch hour.

Neither sick, sadistic or perverted, just someone who has had to endure a camera there to check the bowel. And they do f'in film it! Now awaiting the operation to fix what they found.

Nothing serious I hope squirtyflower.

Cheers.
Nothing major, but does require an op under a general.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

God - as if the ordeal wasn't humiliating and painful enough,you want a film crew on hand to capture the poor sods trauma?
What kind of sick,sadistic pervert are you?
On a brighter note,it reminds me to buy some red grapes on my lunch hour.

Neither sick, sadistic or perverted, just someone who has had to endure a camera there to check the bowel. And they do f'in film it! Now awaiting the operation to fix what they found.

Actually,I was going to suggest a few websites that cater for the rectal clientele!
Seriously though,good luck with the bowel business.
Or perhaps that should be "good look",if they're filming it.
Will you be posting it on off topic? - that would be a job(bie) for the mods...

 

[stony]

Nothing major, but does require an op under a general.

Good luck with that mate.

 

[MCFC-alan88]

Surely if it was being filmed it would be "Break A Leg".

 

[squirtyflower]

Will you be posting it on off topic? - that would be a job(bie) for the mods...

Thanks for the best wishes, Stony too.
I think you find all the jobbies are removed beforehand so no problem for the mods there.