Just been to the doctors

[Bluebird1]

Ouch! I bet that brought tears to your eyes Ian;-)

 

[blueinkwell]

Ouch! I bet that brought tears to your eyes Ian;-)

I'm still walking funny Sue.

 

[squirtyflower]

Ouch! I bet that brought tears to your eyes Ian;-)

I'm still walking funny Sue.

Did he find out what it was? Sort it out for you?
(I was going to say 'did he get to the bottom of it?', but then thought better of it.)

 

[blueinkwell]

Ouch! I bet that brought tears to your eyes Ian;-)

I'm still walking funny Sue.

Did he find out what it was? Sort it out for you?
(I was going to say 'did he get to the bottom of it?', but then thought better of it.)

Just a tear in the tissue, got to take a course of Anusol suppositories (?spelling) which I'm not exactly looking forward to.

 

[Anonymous]

Ouch! I bet that brought tears to your eyes Ian;-)

I'm still walking funny Sue.

Did he find out what it was? Sort it out for you?
(I was going to say 'did he get to the bottom of it?', but then thought better of it.)

Just a tear in the tissue, got to take a course of Anusol suppositories (?spelling) which I'm not exactly looking forward to.

just be glad it wasn't the guy who did 'fingermouse'.

 

[squirtyflower]

Ouch! I bet that brought tears to your eyes Ian;-)

I'm still walking funny Sue.

Did he find out what it was? Sort it out for you?
(I was going to say 'did he get to the bottom of it?', but then thought better of it.)

Just a tear in the tissue, got to take a course of Anusol suppositories (?spelling) which I'm not exactly looking forward to.

At least they are torpedo shaped and thinner than Dr Dick lol

 

[mammutly]

In the past a troop of medical students with raised fingers often emerged from recovery rooms. People used to wonder why they woke up after surgery on their ears, nose or throat with a very sore arse!

 

[Anonymous]

Ouch! I bet that brought tears to your eyes Ian;-)

I'm still walking funny Sue.

Did he find out what it was? Sort it out for you?
(I was going to say 'did he get to the bottom of it?', but then thought better of it.)

Just a tear in the tissue, got to take a course of Anusol suppositories (?spelling) which I'm not exactly looking forward to.

Oooh , i had that about eight years ago ...... anal fissure ..... if it's owt like mine was it's fucking sore , worse than having piles!

Half a day in the MRI soon sorted it out though!

The worst bit was going back a few months later for a check up ...... i was in a room with two real dishy chick doctors , about 22/23 years old , and had to lie face down on a bed with trousers down whilst they both had a good look ...... very embarrassing indeed!

 

[bigcol]

It may be embarassing and a bit sore but you did the right thing getting it checked out mate. All males over 45 should nowadays (Yearly). Small price to pay but good call, glad alls well.

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

God - as if the ordeal wasn't humiliating and painful enough,you want a film crew on hand to capture the poor sods trauma?
What kind of sick,sadistic pervert are you?
On a brighter note,it reminds me to buy some red grapes on my lunch hour.

Neither sick, sadistic or perverted, just someone who has had to endure a camera there to check the bowel. And they do f'in film it! Now awaiting the operation to fix what they found.

Nothing serious I hope squirtyflower.

Cheers.
Nothing major, but does require an op under a general.

Must be pretty serious if the army are getting involved. A major and a general. Jesus! Joking aside, best of luck mate.

As for the OP, glad its nothing too serious.