Just got back from Gate's

[Mikem93]

I've read a few of these Gate adventures but not the comments so I have some questions:

1. Why she called "Gate"
2. Why you taking it sooo slooow (which I appreciate can be the appropriate thing to do) do you not fear she'll get fed up of waiting I did that once out of respect for the girl and ended up getting dumped then acted like a bull in a china shop!)
3.Who does she look like ?

1. I'm gonna guess her name is really Kate

2. He's got girl parts

3. After all of this she has to be at least. 9

;)

 

[the mystery illness]

don't go too slow mate , deffo move for a kiss on wednesday , assuning that base is reached , the rest is in the post (first class recorded) , makes a change from all the sexist vulgar filth generally banded about on off topic.

hgowever , if there is any vulgarity be sure to let us know all the gory details please.

Do we want pictures and video's as well?

might be best left to the imagination - although a burger shot is always most welcome.

 

[Bilboblue]

I've read a few of these Gate adventures but not the comments so I have some questions:

1. Why she called "Gate"
2. Why you taking it sooo slooow (which I appreciate can be the appropriate thing to do) do you not fear she'll get fed up of waiting I did that once out of respect for the girl and ended up getting dumped then acted like a bull in a china shop!)
3.Who does she look like ?

1. I'm gonna guess her name is really Kate

2. He's got girl parts

3. After all of this she has to be at least. 9

;)

I'd hope she is older than that or ono will doing time soon....

 

[ono]

'The Happening' which is quite an ironic name for a film where literally fuck all happens.

I presume the film is based on your relationship with Gate then ;-)

Haha it's funny you should say that. Last time we watched The 40 Year Old Virgin.

 

[Fitton]

Smash her back doors in.

 

[PistonBlue]

I've missed a few episodes. Has he shagged her yet?

 

[Bigga]

Are you sure you're not Adrian Mole...?

Cos that read like his fookin' diary!!

 

[Cellarite]

remember stillsy's prostitute thread? then liam (i think) sent us in the direction of a site called punternet? there was a poster on there called manmeat and i'm sure ono is his innocent little brother.

 

[clarkie_ni]

all that watching of shit movies while you could of been bogged in her axe wound.

such a waste

 

[bluezi]

This Jackanory is really quite funny and well presented. "ono" does this stand for, Or Nearest Offer ?? Because by the sound of it there has been plenty on offer...
Have fun on your Orange Wednesday... ;)