Just had an ear bashing from a customer.

[Cellarite]

robbo, gazza and big blueballs, not the quickest three on the uptake. despite my own and tueart'sboots attempts to explain that it is a joke thread in response to another thread, you lot still don't quite get it.

yes, i did say i worked for bt and diane worked in the same office. that was to back up the joke that a random phonecall i found on youtube was actually me phoning another bluemooner on the afore mentioned thread about recieving nuisance cold calls.

if any of you want a further explanation about my joke, send me a pm and i'll send back a diagram explaining everything. that way, you'll be saved further embarrassment on here by displaying your struggle to grasp a joke.

 

[Kippax.]

robbo, gazza and big blueballs, not the quickest three on the uptake. despite my own and tueart'sboots attempts to explain that it is a joke thread in response to another thread, you lot still don't quite get it.

yes, i did say i worked for bt and diane worked in the same office. that was to back up the joke that a random phonecall i found on youtube was actually me phoning another bluemooner on the afore mentioned thread about recieving nuisance cold calls.

if any of you want a further explanation about my joke, send me a pm and i'll send back a diagram explaining everything. that way, you'll be saved further embarrassment on here by displaying your struggle to grasp a joke.

read back then read back again! I have said sorry, ffs some poeple

 

[Cellarite]

robbo, gazza and big blueballs, not the quickest three on the uptake. despite my own and tueart'sboots attempts to explain that it is a joke thread in response to another thread, you lot still don't quite get it.

yes, i did say i worked for bt and diane worked in the same office. that was to back up the joke that a random phonecall i found on youtube was actually me phoning another bluemooner on the afore mentioned thread about recieving nuisance cold calls.

if any of you want a further explanation about my joke, send me a pm and i'll send back a diagram explaining everything. that way, you'll be saved further embarrassment on here by displaying your struggle to grasp a joke.

read back then read back again! I have said sorry, ffs some poeple

i saw your apology just after i posted my rant. i edited it to take out the bits that said you were a gormless shitbag. i think the final draft was quite acceptable.

i'll accept your apology on the condition that you buy me a pint the next time i visit my city of birth to watch the blues (probably kiev or besiktas).

if you decide that this offer is not satisfactory, i will have no choice other than to declare us the new enemies of bluemoon. take it or leave it.

 

[Kippax.]

read back then read back again! I have said sorry, ffs some poeple

i saw your apology just after i posted my rant. i edited it to take out the bits that said you were a gormless shitbag. i think the final draft was quite acceptable.

i'll accept your apology on the condition that you buy me a pint the next time i visit my city of birth to watch the blues (probably kiev or besiktas).

if you decide that this offer is not satisfactory, i will have no choice other than to declare us the new enemies of bluemoon. take it or leave it.

lol, i'll buy you a pint. cheeky fucker

 

[Cellarite]

that's two i'm owed and one i owe out. i'm not gonna come to eastlands until i can get rat-arsed pissed on the money of bluemooners.

 

[Skip Donoghue]

that's two i'm owed and one i owe out. i'm not gonna come to eastlands until i can get rat-arsed pissed on the money of bluemooners.

citykev28
my response was not a pop at you as such but at the goons who ring at stupid times trying to sell you shit special offers that aint special and are most definitely not offers, i did realise the thread was tongue in cheek, but still could not resist venting my spleen at mithering twats

if you want an apology here it is, sorry,

for not being able help myself venting my fury at a topic that grinds my gears even though i knew said thread was a joke, there you go

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

that's two i'm owed and one i owe out. i'm not gonna come to eastlands until i can get rat-arsed pissed on the money of bluemooners.

I was the one who first explained the mix up and yet I get nothing? Never mind a fucking pint, I don't even get an honorary mention.

 

[Cellarite]

big blueballs, i don't want an apology, i want a pint. see you in the townley before the kiev game.

gaudino, i appreciate your help. you can buy me a pint before the kiev game and i'll tell you how your post saved the day.

 

[Bluemoon115]

The best prank call I have heard is this. She is actually speechless.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-kJZGC7_9Q&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/youtube]

Heard that (or something similar) a while ago.

Absolutely beautiful.

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

The best prank call I have heard is this. She is actually speechless.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-kJZGC7_9Q&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/youtube]

Heard that (or something similar) a while ago.

Absolutely beautiful.

that was absolutely brilliant, fantastic haha.