Just heard some sad news

Mad Eyed Screamer said:
I was on Facebook the other week and a 'friend' came on and said her pet gold fish had died.
Fuck me, the next half an hour she received messages from all over the place offering comfort in her grief or just small ''sorry to hear that Carol'' or ''thinking of you'' messages.
me and the wife couldnt stop pissing ourselves. At one point, the women said ''it was a good fish'' - how the hell could it have been a bad fish???? It was a fucking gold fish!
I'm surprised she didn't organise a wake....

-- Thu Jan 05, 2012 5:05 am --

nashark said:
Sometimes, it's like listening to the fucking Smiths.

Hey I take exception to that remark! ;)

Maybe she meant that she ate it
 
BoyBlue_1985 said:
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
I was on Facebook the other week and a 'friend' came on and said her pet gold fish had died.
Fuck me, the next half an hour she received messages from all over the place offering comfort in her grief or just small ''sorry to hear that Carol'' or ''thinking of you'' messages.
me and the wife couldnt stop pissing ourselves. At one point, the women said ''it was a good fish'' - how the hell could it have been a bad fish???? It was a fucking gold fish!
I'm surprised she didn't organise a wake....

-- Thu Jan 05, 2012 5:05 am --

nashark said:
Sometimes, it's like listening to the fucking Smiths.

Hey I take exception to that remark! ;)

Maybe she meant that she ate it

I think she hit an extra 'o' instead of the 'l' she meant to.
 
ono said:
Blue Mist said:
As I don't no where this sad event occurred I have left some flowers by the side of my computer as a mark of respect.
I left mine on top of an Atlas. Don't miss anyone then.

Sadly it is with great distress that I have to announce that three of the flowers I left on my computer have now died.
 
Blue Mist said:
ono said:
Blue Mist said:
As I don't no where this sad event occurred I have left some flowers by the side of my computer as a mark of respect.
I left mine on top of an Atlas. Don't miss anyone then.

Sadly it is with great distress that I have to announce that three of the flowers I left on my computer have now died.

Oh shit. Sorry to hear that mate. My heart goes out to you and the other flowers left. They must be in pieces.
 
Oh shit, my computer just died. I'm heart broken.

Fortunately, I've communicated with its spirit via my ouija board and hope that this news reaches you all soon so that you can share my grief.
 

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