Just like City..... I am an innocent man.....

[ray21]

News Headlines
British TV star found not guilty of excessive speeding.

 

[Barcon]

I got pulled by highway patrol after coming back from Tijuana. Half ounce of weed under spare tyre.
Twat cop had stopped us because he saw the wife smoking. He harangued her so I found myself arguing with him in fast lane of freeway before I saw sense and shut the fuck up.
He told me to follow him but when he turned off I put my foot down and pissed off.
Got a speeding ticket through the post a few weeks later after we'd left the country. Still not paid it.

Did you see the donkey show?

 

[stonerblue]

Did you see the donkey show?

Got off at bus station, spent 20mins on main street where I could have sold the wife several times then got a cab to rosarito. No donkeys were seen.

 

[LWashington]

I did ask him "do you know who I am?" to try and intimidate him.
He said "no" and I handed my license over to him.....

Probably a good idea, or you might have been on the Liverpool Echo thread, "Ronnie Pickering Shot Dead In Florida!"

 

[BringBackSwales]

Hope TampaPoliceBlue isn’t reading this thread

 

[Lavinda Past]

Did you learn nothing from watching The Dukes of Hazzard...?

If you're going to speed, make sure you're wearing a pair of hot pants.

 

[RiversideBlue]

A few weeks ago I was stopped for allegedly speeding around the Tampa Airport area..... 65 in a 35 zone.....

A work colleague urged me to contact a "Better Call Saul" type lawyer and he'd get me off.

I called the number, explained the situation and the receptionist said "no problem, we will take care of it for $50 more than the speeding ticket fine"

I asked her "how does it work when I was allegedly banged to rights caught speeding well above the limit?

The reply was that the police officer will never turn up in court. Not worth his or the Tampa police's time.

Today I received this letter from my lawyer... I'm a free man.... no points on my licence and no increase in my insurance policy ha ha
What was a $280 fine and points on the licence became a $330 fee for "Better Call Saul" ha ha ha

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Yes, but if you were doing 65 in a 35 zone you are still a cock.

 

[LWashington]

Did you learn nothing from watching The Dukes of Hazzard...?

If you're going to speed, make sure you're wearing a pair of hot pants.

If I had a wife that looked like that, I wouldn't be driving. Only to the doctors after a few months of shagging, to tell her that my cocks fell off.

 

[TravisBickle]

A few weeks ago I was stopped for allegedly speeding around the Tampa Airport area..... 65 in a 35 zone.....

A work colleague urged me to contact a "Better Call Saul" type lawyer and he'd get me off.

I called the number, explained the situation and the receptionist said "no problem, we will take care of it for $50 more than the speeding ticket fine"

I asked her "how does it work when I was allegedly banged to rights caught speeding well above the limit?

The reply was that the police officer will never turn up in court. Not worth his or the Tampa police's time.

Today I received this letter from my lawyer... I'm a free man.... no points on my licence and no increase in my insurance policy ha ha
What was a $280 fine and points on the licence became a $330 fee for "Better Call Saul" ha ha ha

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If the police officer never turns up, why didn’t you just defend yourself in court and cut out the middle man ;)

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Yes, but if you were doing 65 in a 35 zone you are still a cock.

That's allegedly ;)
It's a 3 lane highway straight into the airport, not a built up area with a school in the middle.