Just Seen Tevez

[badaz52]

Next to Mary D's in the chippy he had chips meat pie and curry also had a can of stella in his back pocket. someone email clarkie to sign him up whilst he has stella in him.

This is a lie - obviously you can't fit a can of Stella in your back pocket!!

It might be a squeeze but if it was one of the pint sized ones....forget it.

 

[kinkladze10]

Perhaps he was a test tube baby and they mistakenly picked one of those weird sperm cells without a tail...

Rag

 

[boris karloff]

I'm sorry, but threads like these clearly illustrate the lack of investment in our education system.

 

[i8therags]

Next to Mary D's in the chippy he had chips meat pie and curry also had a can of stella in his back pocket. someone email clarkie to sign him up whilst he has stella in him.

Hundreds of millions of sperm, and you were the fastest.


Fuck me.

funny as f@ck good response

 

[charliebigspuds]

Next to Mary D's in the chippy he had chips meat pie and curry also had a can of stella in his back pocket. someone email clarkie to sign him up whilst he has stella in him.

Hundreds of millions of sperm, and you were the fastest.


Fuck me.

lol, quality rebuke.

 

[Ticket For Schalke]

people should get a 24 hour ban for shite posts like these

 

[Rorz88]

Next to Mary D's in the chippy he had chips meat pie and curry also had a can of stella in his back pocket. someone email clarkie to sign him up whilst he has stella in him.

Hundreds of millions of sperm, and you were the fastest.


Fuck me.

Absolutly quality, PMSL!!! definetly going to be using that from now on!!

 

[The InvisiBLUE Man]

Next to Mary D's in the chippy he had chips meat pie and curry also had a can of stella in his back pocket. someone email clarkie to sign him up whilst he has stella in him.

Hundreds of millions of sperm, and you were the fastest.


Fuck me.

quality mate!

people should get a 24 hour ban for shite posts like these

24 hours? is that all...?

 

[Blue Smarties]

Next to Mary D's in the chippy he had chips meat pie and curry also had a can of stella in his back pocket. someone email clarkie to sign him up whilst he has stella in him.

Hundreds of millions of sperm, and you were the fastest.


Fuck me.

PMSL, class.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Next to Mary D's in the chippy he had chips meat pie and curry also had a can of stella in his back pocket. someone email clarkie to sign him up whilst he has stella in him.

That's strange because he has just opened the new Dubai Metro subway in the company of the Sheikh himself...

looks awesome by the way



but not a patch on manchester trams;(