Just Stop Oil protests

[Mr Kobayashi]

I'd suggest that they bring back streaking but the majority of their followers look more like people you'd pay to put clothes on.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

It would help if everyone stopped farting.

People worry about cows farting, but we must produce far more methane between us. Maybe we should all go around with a pipe up our arse and a container with a one-way valve strapped to our leg. This could be collected once a week by the Council and developed as an alternative to Natural Gas.

Mind you, all those people turning vegan and vegetarian must surely increase the total volume of farts. While Holt's Bitter must account for another large percentage.

“Developed as an alternative to Natural Gas”

You’d literally be collecting Natural Gas?

 

[jimharri]

“Developed as an alternative to Natural Gas”

You’d literally be collecting Natural Gas?

People walking around with bottles (fitted with one way valves) stuck up their arse. It'd brighten up rush hour anyway.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Has to be said the reach of the r/w written press and channels like Talk TV and Gee Beebees is shown by the way people are able to be riled by something most will never experience. If you are going to drive down Oxford Street, attend a test match or Wimbledon then yeah there will be a minor inconvenience to your day - why someone say on a bus in Halifax feels the need to hate tweet about Just Stop Oil throwing confetti at a wedding - yes confetti at a wedding the bastards - just baffles me. I am old enough to remember when protestors blew up buildings or aeroplanes or took hostages and chained them to a radiator for a year - none of that produced the pearl clutching that some orange confetti has. People need to get a grip.

 

[bluethrunthru]

People walking around with bottles (fitted with one way valves) stuck up their arse. It'd brighten up rush hour anyway.

there are people who would pay for that lol

 

[salfordbluetrue]

I'd suggest that they bring back streaking but the majority of their followers look more like people you'd pay to put clothes on.

From the Age Concern shop.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

People walking around with bottles (fitted with one way valves) stuck up their arse. It'd brighten up rush hour anyway.

The patent application would be worth reading.

 

[Metal Biker]

“Developed as an alternative to Natural Gas”

You’d literally be collecting Natural Gas?

Technically that would be "man-made gas"

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Technically that would be "man-made gas"

So are women excluded?

 

[jimharri]

So are women excluded?

How dare you? Women never fart.