Kate Moss Playboy cover

[Mrmcfc]

A flat chested coke loving woman with a liking for anal sex and bean licking.



I'll pass...

Do you write erotic novels?
stiff as a board here.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Judging by some of these responses and how different they are from mine.

I'll have to reconsider my opinion on skittle fetishes and join the club.

You could what Tom Daley did. Over to you ...

 

[BimboBob]

A flat chested coke loving woman with a liking for anal sex and bean licking.



I'll pass...

Do you write erotic novels?
stiff as a board here.

*In a throaty voice caused by cigars and scotch*

I'll give it a go if you want mate. Do you want to be the young pool boy or the over sexed middle aged housewife with a longing for some teen cock?

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

She's still hot but only in a generally pretty hot and probably very dirty kind of way. She shouldnt be a supermodel, because she isnt that kind of hot. Years of sniffing is clearly taking its toll on her boat race and its true, lots of fags are slowly annihilating her teeth which are taking on a receeded gum tombstone appearence. But still, nice sexy lady. Supermodel, certainly not.

 

[Mrmcfc]

A flat chested coke loving woman with a liking for anal sex and bean licking.



I'll pass...

Do you write erotic novels?
stiff as a board here.

*In a throaty voice caused by cigars and scotch*

I'll give it a go if you want mate. Do you want to be the young pool boy or the over sexed middle aged housewife with a longing for some teen cock?

Can i be the voyeuristic mexican gardener furiously masturbating behind the rose bushes?

 

[BimboBob]

Do you write erotic novels?
stiff as a board here.

*In a throaty voice caused by cigars and scotch*

I'll give it a go if you want mate. Do you want to be the young pool boy or the over sexed middle aged housewife with a longing for some teen cock?

Can i be the voyeuristic mexican gardener furiously masturbating behind the rose bushes?

Sure, we just need to cast the pool boy and the housewife.

 

[Anonymous]

Fit as fuck.

Met her in Doha airport years back and I have to say she is even more beautiful in the flesh. Had a right good laugh, told her Pete Docherty was no good for her and anyone who isn't a stuck up twat ain't arsed she likes a bit of Columbian marching powder. A supermodel giving this ugly twat the time of day plus a kiss on the cheek.

I got a great snap of me in the middle with her on one side and Sadie Frost on the other.

Show us the pic then you fucker.

 

[There is a Light]

Fit as fuck.

Met her in Doha airport years back and I have to say she is even more beautiful in the flesh. Had a right good laugh, told her Pete Docherty was no good for her and anyone who isn't a stuck up twat ain't arsed she likes a bit of Columbian marching powder. A supermodel giving this ugly twat the time of day plus a kiss on the cheek.

I got a great snap of me in the middle with her on one side and Sadie Frost on the other.

Imagine riding those two!

(I bet you did)

 

[charliebigspuds]

A flat chested coke loving woman with a liking for anal sex and bean licking.



I'll pass...

Remove the flat chested bit and replace it with great tits and she sounds perfect for a late Saturday night bit of how's yer father to me

 

[BimboBob]

Fit as fuck.

Met her in Doha airport years back and I have to say she is even more beautiful in the flesh. Had a right good laugh, told her Pete Docherty was no good for her and anyone who isn't a stuck up twat ain't arsed she likes a bit of Columbian marching powder. A supermodel giving this ugly twat the time of day plus a kiss on the cheek.

I got a great snap of me in the middle with her on one side and Sadie Frost on the other.

Show us the pic then you fucker.

Laminated I hope.