20 years for managers hopefulluHope someone tells Pep it's 10 years or more for a statue and not just the 9!
Put in the new expanded plans, like a terracotta armyWe need to build a statue cemetery. Once they have been in place for 10 years statues should be moved to the cemetery to make room for all the damn legends to come not to mention deserving cases that have been left out: Skipper Book, Glyn Pardoe, Sean Goater, Barry Conlon, Gerry Creaney. Statue madness.
Nope. The king is.Yes. He's our greatest ever player
And where the fuck would we play when it was sunny?KDB is the greatest City player ever (apologies to Colin the King; you are now second).
As such, I wouldn't mind if the whole stadium was turned into a giant effigy of the great ginger-coiffured genius, and everyone had to bow their head and offer prayers to him, before being allowed to enter.
Love the Khaldoon idea, I’d make a donation towards that!He should definitely get a statue when he leaves, although they may have to build more training pitches at this rate.
KdB's should be standing astride Joe Mercer Way, like the Collosus of Rhodes, covered in gold and visible from the city centre (and Stretford). The Guardiola one can be at the entrance to the new City Square and a bit bigger, with lasers from his eyes visible from Merseyside.
I want the whole outside of the stadium to be fully of huge, gaudy reminders of our success. We've tried be nice and polite and the media still treat us like shite, so I want to rub their faces in every victory. The inside of the media centre should be like something from 1984, with Bluemoon playing at levels Manowar would wince about. Fuck 'em all, let's celebrate the hate.
Can we also have one of Khaldoon done like a Soviet era dictator but with the PL and UEFA being crushed under his foot.