Kebabs

[Blue Smarties]

Fuck it, I'm gonna grab a shower and make the call.

Stand by.

 

[Chev Chelios]

What you get?

 

[Henkeman]

You can work out how hammered you are by the choice of kebab:

Chicken: sober
Chicken and shish: had a couple
Chicken and donner : pissed
Donner (large): hammered
House Special Megakebab: ratfucked

 

[2sheikhs]

If I'm dining after a night of liquid refreshment, my choice of cuisine is known as Middletons largest kebab. It costs 10 pounds, and I think that's what it weighs too.

 

[Blue Smarties]

What you get?

I've gone for a large doner kebab with chili sauce & garlic mayo. Had to throw in some chicken pakoras and three cans of Pepsi to get it over the minimum £6 order for delivery. Absolute bargain, the portions are huge.

Got to wait forty minutes as they've just stuck on a fresh doner.

I'm so going to regret this tomorrow when I wake up my run. Fuck it, I did enough damage to my body last night, this kebab is going to be cherished like a first-born.

 

[Chev Chelios]

Sounds good,Just demolishing mine now it's huge like a roll of vinyl!

 

[Sir peace frog]

I love kebabs ,chilly sauce on a large garlic nan, and no fucking salad .

 

[Thaksins Love Child]

You can work out how hammered you are by the choice of kebab:

Chicken: sober
Chicken and shish: had a couple
Chicken and donner : pissed
Donner (large): hammered
House Special Megakebab: ratfucked

Haha so true

 

[Blue Smarties]

Sounds good,Just demolishing mine now it's huge like a roll of vinyl!

I'm struggling. Halfway in and I'm full. It's huge and on a fat naan!

 

[Meatbag]

Dammit now I want one!