Keeping up to speed on an old boy....

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Lavinda Past

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Like you really care where I am. Fuck you Kyle.
Probably didn't hit the Manchester press, but big news around these parts.

Carlo's still Making headlines... What a dick.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/news/former_norwich_city_goalkeeper_faces_driving_ban_after_being_clocked_at_140mph_on_a11_1_3670756" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/news/for ... _1_3670756</a>
 
Already has nine points on his licence. What a dozy ****. Ah well; he can keep our resident carpet/rug entrepreneur company on the bus!


*heads off to google maps to find Leftbank*


Is it anywhere near my old stomping ground of Longsight/Moss Side?
 
I remember his debut. He had let in 4 after half an hour!

Was a decent keeper in my opinion though.
 
"Former Norwich City goal keeper " says the headline - thats one quick combine harvester !
 
jimharri said:
Already has nine points on his licence. What a dozy ****. Ah well; he can keep our resident carpet/rug entrepreneur company on the bus!


*heads off to google maps to find Leftbank*


Is it anywhere near my old stomping ground of Longsight/Moss Side?
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Typo. It should have read 'Paris'.
 
Chancy Termites said:
jimharri said:
Already has nine points on his licence. What a dozy c**t. Ah well; he can keep our resident carpet/rug entrepreneur company on the bus!


*heads off to google maps to find Leftbank*


Is it anywhere near my old stomping ground of Longsight/Moss Side?
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Typo. It should have read 'Paris'.
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If by 'Paris', you mean 'Salford', you've hit le nail dans le tete. Or is it sur la tete...? I was always crap at German.
 
Lavinda Past said:
Chancy Termites said:
jimharri said:
Already has nine points on his licence. What a dozy c**t. Ah well; he can keep our resident carpet/rug entrepreneur company on the bus!


*heads off to google maps to find Leftbank*


Is it anywhere near my old stomping ground of Longsight/Moss Side?
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Typo. It should have read 'Paris'.
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If by 'Paris', you mean 'Salford', you've hit le nail dans le tete. Or is it sur la tete...? I was always crap at German.
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Il y a un Rive Gauche de Salford?
 
jimharri said:
Already has nine points on his licence. What a dozy c**t. Ah well; he can keep our resident carpet/rug entrepreneur company on the bus!


*heads off to google maps to find Leftbank*


Is it anywhere near my old stomping ground of Longsight/Moss Side?
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Never knew that the River Irk even had a 'Leftbank'? We'll be calling all the main roads in to Manc 'boulevards' next!!
 
Quite a conservative speed in a top of the range Merc that he will have being a below average/sh*t footballer.

I've done over the 130 limit in my 2.0 ltr Mondeo on many occasions. Seems to manage to get up to 135 or maybe my speedometer needs re-calibrating.

The 70 mph limit on motorways is well out-dated.

Nobody about and the driver and car are up to it so why make a fuss ? The guy probably needed to get home for a p*ss after that eighth Zambuca.
 
Obv wasn't checking his mirrors.. That's pretty fast 140 tho and he's got points for it b4.. Bright spark. Good to see him still playing mind..
 
Dave Ewing's Back 'eader said:
jimharri said:
Already has nine points on his licence. What a dozy c**t. Ah well; he can keep our resident carpet/rug entrepreneur company on the bus!


*heads off to google maps to find Leftbank*


Is it anywhere near my old stomping ground of Longsight/Moss Side?
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Never knew that the River Irk even had a 'Leftbank'? We'll be calling all the main roads in to Manc 'boulevards' next!!
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Flats for £400k+ down there;

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/33689371?more_details_carousel=1_carousel=1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/detail ... carousel=1</a>

And that's just for a lease; another £4.5k p.a service charge. If I ever win the lotto, one them would be a handy ''doss-down'' when I'm over for a game.
 
andyhinch said:
It was the middle of the night, fucking nanny state at it again. Just go and catch some proper criminals like your paid to.
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And if he causes an accident because of driving like a dick, and endangers somebody else's life I guess it's alright as he only did it because it was the middle of the night.
 
BlueTG said:
andyhinch said:
It was the middle of the night, fucking nanny state at it again. Just go and catch some proper criminals like your paid to.
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And if he causes an accident because of driving like a dick, and endangers somebody else's life I guess it's alright as he only did it because it was the middle of the night.
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Some poor sod on their way to/from a night shift, and they get obliterated by that dozy twat. He wants locking up; it's not his first offence, and if he keeps chancing it, his luck will run out at some stage.
 
andyhinch said:
It was the middle of the night, fucking nanny state at it again. Just go and catch some proper criminals like your paid to.
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I can't believe I've just read this? Honestly. What would you say to the parents of the young couple killed the other week on the East Lancs by two idiots in Audis racing each other. The young lad who incidentally was a also a huge City fan and Steward at the Etihad.
 
Blue Streak said:
andyhinch said:
It was the middle of the night, fucking nanny state at it again. Just go and catch some proper criminals like your paid to.
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I can't believe I've just read this? Honestly. What would you say to the parents of the young couple killed the other week on the East Lancs by two idiots in Audis racing each other. The young lad who incidentally was a also a huge City fan and Steward at the Etihad.
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Thought I would have got more bites:)
 
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