Kelly Brook

[Cellarite]

I'd hover my ball sack directly over a lit candle for 4 hours, just to hear a sound recording of her taking a dump.

I'd use the crack of my arse to fire bonfire night rockets from just to receive a wank from her gynecologist.

 

[DelToro]

I'd hover my ball sack directly over a lit candle for 4 hours, just to hear a sound recording of her taking a dump.

I'd use the crack of my arse to fire bonfire night rockets from just to receive a wank from her gynecologist.

That's beginning to stretch the bounds of credulity.

 

[the mystery illness]

i.d give the fat cow one.

 

[jimharri]

Looking very tidy at the NTA awards the other night;

NSFW-ish

Spoiler

 

[njmcfc1894]

Looking very tidy at the NTA awards the other night;

NSFW-ish

Spoiler

absolute perfection

 

[rushts]

Looks like it was a cold night.

 

[Losblue]

Just a well known village bike. Won't be long now, before it all goes south.

 

[AntiUnited]

Just a well known village bike. Won't be long now, before it all goes south.

 

[Malty]

Can't believe no footballer has bagged her with the amount of men who have passed through her bed.

 

[mcmanus]

Just a well known village bike. Won't be long now, before it all goes south.

Sad boy.

If I was a Jedi knight/Superman/James Bond and Kelly Brook glanced a look at me I'd be buzzing.