An early apology to Kevin, even should you propel us to European and domestic glory, the PFA player of the year award has already been awarded to Harry Kane. Sorry.
Two touches are all De Bruyne needs to collect the (actually quite awkward) ball on his thigh, set himself, look up and take the Burnley defender out of the game so comprehensively that he’s had to change his name and leave the country.
Think you know who that was chasing back as Sané bore down on goal? Wrong. He doesn’t exist any more. There’s an empty space in the Clarets’ squad and the entire North West of England is now haunted by a mysterious ghost footballer.
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