Khaldoon's End of Season Interview

[Ardwick Green Blue]

Hopefully he'll get asked about stadium expansion, safe standing and ticket pricing.

You have missed out the most important topic...

Binning Hugh Fucking Ferris.

#FOF

 

[Machiavelli]

He should turn up in a pimp outfit dripping in bling with stacks of cash festooned around the room and a big fuckoff cigar blazing away.
Shortly after the interview commences his solid gold and diamond encrusted mobile phone should ring with Sheikh Manc on the other end. Khaldoon should put him on loud speaker so we can all hear him say “fuck the scouse ****s”

 

[NeilYoungIsBack]

Is the team heading out to Abu Dhabi with the trophies this week as they have done in previous seasons?

 

[kaz7]

@karen7 says " fuck you " ( I would imagine )

You know me so well lol

 

[kaz7]

@karen7 is standing by in case Khaldoon isn’t available.

I was so close to him last week,he had his shades on looking super cool,if he ever disappears i have him ha

 

[GaudinoMotors]

I was so close to him last week,he had his shades on looking super cool,if he ever disappears i have him ha

Going to be a crowded dungeon

 

[nmc]

I was so close to him last week,he had his shades on looking super cool,if he ever disappears i have him ha

Chained to the ironing board ; ).

 

[come-on-barney]

Credits open, camera pans to a close up and then he bursts into Allez Allez!

 

[Tevez City]

Khladoon is one of the few people who I can listen for hours.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Is she doing the ironing or a spot of baking, whilst she’s waiting?

Probably falling over, breaking bones and putting 12 stone on or summat tbf ;)