Kids/adults running onto the pitch after the final whistle

[berryblue]

Of course there are, it's Bluemoon! Look what all the threads are about - shit atmosphere, shit prices, the fooking family stand, the shit metrolink, the shit transport links, people smoking in the bogs, people getting drunk at football matches etc. Even the post match thread after a 6-3 win is full of moaning about a shit 10 minute spell when we're top of the league and six points clear

And the shit owners the media keep telling us we have.

 

[Petethemancinleeds]

Eradication of this trend is key so here in Leeds the life size cut outs of James Saville work a treat as do G.Glitter at Arsenal, Rix ( Graham) at Chelsea, Johnson at Sunderland, Burnley polices itself using their own fan base and when necessary Windsor+ Eton use Prince Andrew. The ladies game use Rose West across all levels to great effect

City are trialling Stuart Hall in the derby, whilst Utd deploy Giggs in all family areas . Liverpool continue to successfully apply a job search website advert around the pitch perimeter to maximum effect.

 

[MadchesterCity]

Ok, what about a combo of just a few pirahnas to nibble a bit, then just one crocodile to maybe remove a limb and then let the tigers finish them off...

Think of the intruder as Canniggia and the three lines of defence as Cameroon (25 seconds onwards)

Yes yes yes exactly this or we could just get hundreds of Cameroonians, equally as entertaining

 

[MadchesterCity]

Imagine losing a champions league final because little sniffling Brodie was a covid carrying **** sent onto beg for a match worn City top

 

[cleavers]

I see that leeds have said they are going to ban parents or guardians of any kids running onto the pitch at full time, for a year from now on.

Obviously not just City having this issue.

 

[Stato]

I see that leeds have said they are going to ban parents or guardians of any kids running onto the pitch at full time, for a year from now on.

Obviously not just City having this issue.

Hope we do something similar

 

[Otamendi's Beard]

A year ban will suffice. Well done Leeds.

 

[berryblue]

A year ban will suffice. Well done Leeds.

Better idea? Ban Leeds fans full stop!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

A year ban will suffice. Well done Leeds.

And 2 years for bringing in a card board sign begging for a shirt

 

[bluemoon32]

And 2 years for bringing in a card board sign begging for a shirt

And 3 years for being a Leeds fan