Kids/adults running onto the pitch after the final whistle

[Centurions]

Sniper on the top of the Colin Bell, graze shot to the arm, then kill shot if they cross the halfway line.

Anyone bringing a poster asking for a shirt, take them out in their seat.

Half and half scarf, in the stomach, let them bleed out.

Harsh but fair.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Sniper on the top of the Colin Bell, graze shot to the arm, then kill shot if they cross the halfway line.

Anyone bringing a poster asking for a shirt, take them out in their seat.

Half and half scarf, in the stomach, let them bleed out.

Got my vote.

 

[Sheik Battle and Goal]

Sniper on the top of the Colin Bell, graze shot to the arm, then kill shot if they cross the halfway line.

Anyone bringing a poster asking for a shirt, take them out in their seat.

Half and half scarf, in the stomach, let them bleed out.

I’d just threaten them with a lifelong season ticket for Old Trafford.

That would stop em

 

[mexico1970]

Have they found out who the miscreant was yet?

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Have they found out who the miscreant was yet?

The kid had his name on his back.

The fella was waving his flag all game in SSL1 and ran on the pitch draped in it.

Should be the easiest investigation going!

 

[mexico1970]

The kid had his name on his back.

The fella was waving his flag all game in SSL1 and ran on the pitch draped in it.

Should be the easiest investigation going!

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Cue the usual bleeding heart liberals getting up in arms with their faux outrage but the fact is you wouldn't have to do this many times before the twin scourges of kids on the pitch and half and half scarves were permanently eliminated.

Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs...

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

I’m all for that! Where do I sign?

Also, may I add; anyone who gets their phone out during the game?

Shoot them in the face.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

I’d just threaten them with a lifelong season ticket for Old Trafford.

That would stop em

We're not savages!

 

[Tricky_Trev]

Shoot them in the face.

Shoot them in their scrolling thumb. Then as they are pondering how they can possibly move forward with life, shoot them in the face.