Kids/adults running onto the pitch after the final whistle

Sniper on the top of the Colin Bell, graze shot to the arm, then kill shot if they cross the halfway line.

Anyone bringing a poster asking for a shirt, take them out in their seat.

Half and half scarf, in the stomach, let them bleed out.
You can add adults in face paint or jester hats to this list. Or fancy dress in general.
Also people who wave at the camera. Especially when their team are losing.
 
That's the way to stop the problem
BAN THE PARENTS.
No surprise to read that the father in this incident was abusive and threatening to the security staff who were escorting him from the ground. What an example for the kid.
 
I’m all for that! Where do I sign?

Also, may I add; anyone who gets their phone out during the game?
On a CL match, that's every single tourist. They watch the game through their phone screen.

Half and half scarfs are also the sign of a visitor who has no idea of history or what football means to real fans. It's a souvenir for a tourist. On a PL matchday against the Dippers or Rags it should be up to the Stewards to confiscate the scarf and revoke their e-ticket.
 
On a CL match, that's every single tourist. They watch the game through their phone screen.

Half and half scarfs are also the sign of a visitor who has no idea of history or what football means to real fans. It's a souvenir for a tourist. On a PL matchday against the Dippers or Rags it should be up to the Stewards to confiscate the scarf and revoke their e-ticket.

To be fair my wife has taken to documenting everything from Xmas day to City matches, it makes me feel like a tourist when she asks me to pose every bloody 10 minutes.
 
At the Watford game the security guy’s little wand started beeping on my shoulder/arm. He just said “have you got anything metal in there mate?” To which I said “no.”

He just waved me in.

I could’ve easily had 10 hand grenades, a machete, a shotgun and a half and half scarf hidden up there.
I wouldn't mess with you either to be honest. Anyone who can fit all that under the coat of one arm is impressive :-)
 
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