Eccles Blue
Well-Known Member
Re: KIEV AWAY TRIP NEW DETAILS
Could you make that fellows for me please? I am already a beautiful lady!! (Stop laughing at the back there!!) :-)
BillyMC said:doots said:Hey Spike,i see the tommy cook trip includes an 'in flight meal'
Do we get any scran on our trip? :-)
You get a four course meal with complimentary fine wine. Spike and Miles will then come down the isle with a pillow and blanket and tuck you in whilst you have a nap. You will be awaken on arrival with a warm towel and a light refreshment before being escorted to your chaffeur driven limo. On arrival at the hotel will be greeted by a selection of beautiful ladies from the agency and escorted to your ensuite jacuzzi. Spike and Miles will be on call 24 hours a day should you lose your passport, need a match ticket, get turned over by a hooker or require bailing out of the Kiev Hilton. You also get a complimentary badge from a small Cockney chap named Micky as a momento of your trip.
Could you make that fellows for me please? I am already a beautiful lady!! (Stop laughing at the back there!!) :-)