Knee jerk slag a player thread

[malg]

So any criticism is knee jerk - great thread

Far from it. I started the thread a good while ago in response to some real shite being posted about Yaya Toure and Aguero. Today it was revived for a giggle, as we were that God awful it'd be difficult not single someone out for criticism. However, there appears to be a huge sense of humour breakdown on the Board - see post above about stabbing someone in the eye with scissors!

 

[mancityvstoke]

So any criticism is knee jerk - great thread

Far from it. I started the thread a good while ago in response to some real shite being posted about Yaya Toure and Aguero. Today it was revived for a giggle, as we were that God awful it'd be difficult not single someone out for criticism. However, there appears to be a huge sense of humour breakdown on the Board - see post above about stabbing someone in the eye with scissors!

I know...here was me thinking it was just all a piss take

 

[GaudinoMotors]

So any criticism is knee jerk - great thread

Far from it. I started the thread a good while ago in response to some real shite being posted about Yaya Toure and Aguero. Today it was revived for a giggle, as we were that God awful it'd be difficult not single someone out for criticism. However, there appears to be a huge sense of humour breakdown on the Board - see post above about stabbing someone in the eye with scissors!

Fair enough - have read some of the over the top lack of analysis and perspective about the only player trying - Navas

 

[david whites spike]

Navas and demechellis were absolute dogshit today and Milner might as well not have got out of bed this morning.
Martin consistently gives the ball away and Jesus consistently hits the full back when crossing.
Can't play arsenal with 8 men.
There............feel much better now.
Wankers.

 

[malg]

Navas and demechellis were absolute dogshit today and Milner might as well not have got out of bed this morning.
Martin consistently gives the ball away and Jesus consistently hits the full back when crossing.
Can't play arsenal with 8 men.
There............feel much better now.
Wankers.

That's the spirit....my turn.

Kompany appears to have lost any positional sense he once had.
The whole midfield were bereft of any ideas.
Martin, as you said, gave the fucking ball away far too easily.
Joe should have come for the cross.

 

[kun]

Kompany and Navas getting a lot of stick today, but for me Milner and Demichelis were the worst players on the pitch (until Dzeko came on!).

 

[Dunne's own goal]

Fernando. Waste of a fucking shirt in a two man midfield. and what was he trying to do when Giroud scored the 2nd? F... joke.

Oh wait. I don't think this should be in a knee jerk thread as everything I said is spot on. is there a Fernando thread?

 

[david whites spike]

Navas and demechellis were absolute dogshit today and Milner might as well not have got out of bed this morning.
Martin consistently gives the ball away and Jesus consistently hits the full back when crossing.
Can't play arsenal with 8 men.
There............feel much better now.
Wankers.

That's the spirit....my turn.

Kompany appears to have lost any positional sense he once had.
The whole midfield were bereft of any ideas.
Martin, as you said, gave the fucking ball away far too easily.
Joe should have come for the cross.

If navas could pick a consistent final ball out then we would have won the game today.
The crowds reaction everytime he fails to deliver tells you everything.
I think,and I think they think,he's not good enough.

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

worst game ive seen Dav have for a long long time thats what worried me the most this afternoon.

 

[GX Blue]

My turn.

Navas. Shocking as ever. He constantly puts in dreadful crosses. Rarely picks the correct option and his shooting skills are none existent.

Demichelis. He's actually alright however, why can he not do side foot passes. That's the easiest part of his bloody job. Every game he will play 1 or sometimes 2/3 or even 4 side foot passes to the oppositions forwards or attacking midfielders. Why? Fucking wait till someone's available and pass it to them.

Milner. In general I like Jimmy. Today wasn't his day. I also think a team going for the title needs someone quicker, more skilful and a goal threat too rather than James Milner.

Fernando. He's pointless. Not for me.