Knife in left hand

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

I'm going to widen this debate.

It is a self evident truth that the knife goes in the right hand and is not worth discussing.

But what if you are having pasta and are using a fork and a spoon for twirling?

I think the fork may go to the right hand in this limited setting.

But not otherwise.

Get you, with your lah-di-dah posh pasta twirling.
The only pasta us northern folk eat is spaghetti hoops, and you can impale them of a fork.
Apart from johnsonontheleft, who buys alphabetti spaghetti, in a vain attempt to spell his name.
Don't you start bringing your fucking Hoxton trendy dining etiquette to the thread.
We are Mancunians, and we all have Greggs loyalty cards.
I bet you have a designer pasta cutter that you bought for the price of a terraced house from fucking Habitat as well, don't you?
Bloody latte-drinking cockney charlatan.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Could we not move to chop sticks to avoid confusion ?

Or straws, as in my case.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Start using a spade now
Then you'll be an expert when you are old and dribbling.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

I've thrown out all my cutlery. From now on its face down in the plate like a dog over at sector 7g

 

[Chris in London]

I'm going to widen this debate.

It is a self evident truth that the knife goes in the right hand and is not worth discussing.

But what if you are having pasta and are using a fork and a spoon for twirling?

I think the fork may go to the right hand in this limited setting.

But not otherwise.

Get you, with your lah-di-dah posh pasta twirling.
The only pasta us northern folk eat is spaghetti hoops, and you can impale them of a fork.
Apart from johnsonontheleft, who buys alphabetti spaghetti, in a vain attempt to spell his name.
Don't you start bringing your fucking Hoxton trendy dining etiquette to the thread.
We are Mancunians, and we all have Greggs loyalty cards.
I bet you have a designer pasta cutter that you bought for the price of a terraced house from fucking Habitat as well, don't you?
Bloody latte-drinking cockney charlatan.

I know its grim up north but its really not my fault you can't get proper pasta anywhere past Watford Gap.

So take your northern chippiness and stick it in that chipped pint mug you filled with stewed tea before putting four sugars in it.

And since you ask, we brought back our pasta cutter back from Tuscany. It's more authentic.


BTW, who is Gregg and why have you got his loyalty card?

 

[Challenger1978]

Despite being left-handed I have always used a knife and fork the correct way round.

Same here; left handed, but the fork stays in the left hand.

+1

 

[Drewmanc]

You'd best ask corky about creampies from Greg as his thread this morning about that exact thing got quickly deleted.

 

[kinkladz-ade]

I am already using chopsticks to eat everything as I want to be in a position to please our chinese overlords in a few years time.

( and if they are reading this HAIL CHINA)

 

[andyhinch]

You'd best ask corky about creampies from Greg as his thread this morning about that exact thing got quickly deleted.

That was the quickest delete in history !!

Baffling , fucking anti - Greg agenda

I to noticed the confectionary thread was gone faster than my cock into your landlady's arse

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

That was the quickest delete in history !!

Baffling , fucking anti - Greg agenda

I to noticed the confectionary thread was gone faster than my cock into your landlady's arse

I thought it was rather funny though

It's Wednesday mate - check the Code of Conduct.
Number 20 - No Forumite Is Allowed To Start Funny Threads On A Wednesday Because The Moderators Are All Lazy Cunts Who Are Having A Lie In'.