Knife in left hand

[Chris in London]

Another left hander who holds his fork in the left hand.

Proper dining table manners were enforced in our house, knife and fork held properly, the correct way around, this was seen as essential (dad also hates people who hold their knife like a pen), no elbows on the table, no eating with your mouth full, no talking over somebody else, eat at the table not on your lap and no television (was relaxed slightly if something 'important' was on) . Spoons were for soup and dessert only, special needs eaters like drone and pasta twistling nonces like Chris wouldnt have been welcome in our house hold.

Fucking hell it's another one. It's like being on the set of Spring and Port Wine down here.

By 'eck, our Paul, our Dad'll go crackers if you go in t' best room with all t'muck from down't pit on thi hands. And you can tek them mucky boots off int' yard an' all. Mucky bugger.

And where's our Greg? 'E should be back from t'chippy by now. Did 'E forget 'is loyalty card or summat?

The day al-Qaeda perfect the Barnes Wallis technique and total that fucking Thames flood barrier, and you southern rats drown like the vermin you are, you will hear long and loud laughter from the right side of Watford Gap.
That will be me.
And if they start a charidee appeal for you cunts, then I will send the contents of my friend corky's butt.

fixed

You don't scare me with your dambusters threats. They lost one at Ladybower when they were training for that raid in 1943. Why? Because it was, as usual in the north, pissing it down with fucking rain so much that the poor bastards flew into a hillside because they couldn't see their hands in front of their faces.

That blue thing above you on Monday wasn't a sign that God is a City fan (though if there is one, he probably is) it's what the rest of us affectionately call 'the sky'. I know where you live it's usually grey if you can see it at all, but there it is.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Fucking hell it's another one. It's like being on the set of Spring and Port Wine down here.

By 'eck, our Paul, our Dad'll go crackers if you go in t' best room with all t'muck from down't pit on thi hands. And you can tek them mucky boots off int' yard an' all. Mucky bugger.

And where's our Greg? 'E should be back from t'chippy by now. Did 'E forget 'is loyalty card or summat?

The day al-Qaeda perfect the Barnes Wallis technique and total that fucking Thames flood barrier, and you southern rats drown like the vermin you are, you will hear long and loud laughter from the right side of Watford Gap.
That will be me.
And if they start a charidee appeal for you cunts, then I will send the contents of my friend corky's butt.

fixed

You don't scare me with your dambusters threats. They lost one at Ladybower when they were training for that raid in 1943. Why? Because it was, as usual in the north, pissing it down with fucking rain so much that the poor bastards flew into a hillside because they couldn't see their hands in front of their faces.

That blue thing above you on Monday wasn't a sign that God is a City fan (though if there is one, he probably is) it's what the rest of us affectionately call 'the sky'. I know where you live it's usually grey if you can see it at all, but there it is.

Good - so we won't get fucking skin cancer when global warming kills you sickly jellied eel eating cunts in their droves.
You will all be washed out to sea like so much flotsam and jetsam, and only a few pearly queen jackets and unsold Danny dyer DVD's will be left to prove that you utter fucking stains on the conscience of mankind ever existed.

 

[Challenger1978]

Fucking hell it's another one. It's like being on the set of Spring and Port Wine down here.

By 'eck, our Paul, our Dad'll go crackers if you go in t' best room with all t'muck from down't pit on thi hands. And you can tek them mucky boots off int' yard an' all. Mucky bugger.

And where's our Greg? 'E should be back from t'chippy by now. Did 'E forget 'is loyalty card or summat?

The day al-Qaeda perfect the Barnes Wallis technique and total that fucking Thames flood barrier, and you southern rats drown like the vermin you are, you will hear long and loud laughter from the right side of Watford Gap.
That will be me.
And if they start a charidee appeal for you cunts, then I will send the contents of my friend corky's butt.

fixed

You don't scare me with your dambusters threats. They lost one at Ladybower when they were training for that raid in 1943. Why? Because it was, as usual in the north, pissing it down with fucking rain so much that the poor bastards flew into a hillside because they couldn't see their hands in front of their faces.

That blue thing above you on Monday wasn't a sign that God is a City fan (though if there is one, he probably is) it's what the rest of us affectionately call 'the sky'. I know where you live it's usually grey if you can see it at all, but there it is.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbpZ22JIzzI[/youtube]

 

[BooksReject]

More, more!! Absolutely hilarious exchange, and irrefutable proof that the North/South divide is still strong, despite our leaders telling us 'we are all in it together'!

Of course it's fork in left, it's just basic. Someone earlier got it right - every restaurant in the land gets it right, how can you even argue the fact?

 

[Chris in London]

The day al-Qaeda perfect the Barnes Wallis technique and total that fucking Thames flood barrier, and you southern rats drown like the vermin you are, you will hear long and loud laughter from the right side of Watford Gap.
That will be me.
And if they start a charidee appeal for you cunts, then I will send the contents of my friend corky's butt.

fixed

You don't scare me with your dambusters threats. They lost one at Ladybower when they were training for that raid in 1943. Why? Because it was, as usual in the north, pissing it down with fucking rain so much that the poor bastards flew into a hillside because they couldn't see their hands in front of their faces.

That blue thing above you on Monday wasn't a sign that God is a City fan (though if there is one, he probably is) it's what the rest of us affectionately call 'the sky'. I know where you live it's usually grey if you can see it at all, but there it is.

Good - so we won't get fucking skin cancer when global warming kills you sickly jellied eel eating cunts in their droves.
You will all be washed out to sea like so much flotsam and jetsam, and only a few pearly queen jackets and unsold Danny dyer DVD's will be left to prove that you utter fucking stains on the conscience of mankind ever existed.

So half an hour ago we were all trendy latte drinking fresh pasta munching Hoxtonites, now we're all east end pearly kings tucking into jellied eels before a good old cockney knees up. We'll be Sarf of the River before you know it.

That's the River Thames, by the way - but you knew that already, because London is World Famous, and the river that runs through it is World Famous and the Houses of Parliament that stand next to it are World Famous and Tower Bridge that crosses it is World Famous

London is fucking ace and you all know it

 

[Chris in London]

More, more!! Absolutely hilarious exchange, and irrefutable proof that the North/South divide is still strong, despite our leaders telling us 'we are all in it together'!

Of course it's fork in left, it's just basic. Someone earlier got it right - every restaurant in the land gets it right, how can you even argue the fact?

What passes where you are for 'restaurant' is what the rest of us call 'kebab van'

 

[BooksReject]

More, more!! Absolutely hilarious exchange, and irrefutable proof that the North/South divide is still strong, despite our leaders telling us 'we are all in it together'!

Of course it's fork in left, it's just basic. Someone earlier got it right - every restaurant in the land gets it right, how can you even argue the fact?

What passes where you are for 'restaurant' is what the rest of us call 'kebab van'

Fuck of 'Chris' - we all know London is full of Foreigners and all the Londoners have moved up North trying to perfect their Northern accents. Your real name is probably Abdul, or Wing Chung, and paid a fucking fortune for a 1 bed hovel just because it's in Larndon.

(Disclaimer - in no way is this post intended to be racist in any way, shape or form - it's just observational)

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

fixed

You don't scare me with your dambusters threats. They lost one at Ladybower when they were training for that raid in 1943. Why? Because it was, as usual in the north, pissing it down with fucking rain so much that the poor bastards flew into a hillside because they couldn't see their hands in front of their faces.

That blue thing above you on Monday wasn't a sign that God is a City fan (though if there is one, he probably is) it's what the rest of us affectionately call 'the sky'. I know where you live it's usually grey if you can see it at all, but there it is.

Good - so we won't get fucking skin cancer when global warming kills you sickly jellied eel eating cunts in their droves.
You will all be washed out to sea like so much flotsam and jetsam, and only a few pearly queen jackets and unsold Danny dyer DVD's will be left to prove that you utter fucking stains on the conscience of mankind ever existed.

So half an hour ago we were all trendy latte drinking fresh pasta munching Hoxtonites, now we're all east end pearly kings tucking into jellied eels before a good old cockney knees up. We'll be Sarf of the River before you know it.

That's the River Thames, by the way - but you knew that already, because London is World Famous, and the river that runs through it is World Famous and the Houses of Parliament that stand next to it are World Famous and Tower Bridge that crosses it is World Famous

London is fucking ace and you all know it

'London is world famous?'
So is fucking Dennis Nilsen, and Jack The Ripper, and Michael fucking McIntyre - all southerners, all world famous, and all cunts.
You sound like a fucking dipper going on about your Betamax 'istree.
Nobody gives a fuck about you any more.
You are like the dinosaur - big players once, but now everyone realises that your brains are too small, and soon you will be extinct.
And it can't come soon enough.

 

[Challenger1978]

fixed

You don't scare me with your dambusters threats. They lost one at Ladybower when they were training for that raid in 1943. Why? Because it was, as usual in the north, pissing it down with fucking rain so much that the poor bastards flew into a hillside because they couldn't see their hands in front of their faces.

That blue thing above you on Monday wasn't a sign that God is a City fan (though if there is one, he probably is) it's what the rest of us affectionately call 'the sky'. I know where you live it's usually grey if you can see it at all, but there it is.

Good - so we won't get fucking skin cancer when global warming kills you sickly jellied eel eating cunts in their droves.
You will all be washed out to sea like so much flotsam and jetsam, and only a few pearly queen jackets and unsold Danny dyer DVD's will be left to prove that you utter fucking stains on the conscience of mankind ever existed.

So half an hour ago we were all trendy latte drinking fresh pasta munching Hoxtonites, now we're all east end pearly kings tucking into jellied eels before a good old cockney knees up. We'll be Sarf of the River before you know it.

That's the River Thames, by the way - but you knew that already, because London is World Famous, and the river that runs through it is World Famous and the Houses of Parliament that stand next to it are World Famous and Tower Bridge that crosses it is World Famous

London is fucking ace and you all know it

City City,
The best team in the land,
and all the world,

 

[Chris in London]

More, more!! Absolutely hilarious exchange, and irrefutable proof that the North/South divide is still strong, despite our leaders telling us 'we are all in it together'!

Of course it's fork in left, it's just basic. Someone earlier got it right - every restaurant in the land gets it right, how can you even argue the fact?

What passes where you are for 'restaurant' is what the rest of us call 'kebab van'

Fuck of 'Chris' - we all know London is full of Foreigners and all the Londoners have moved up North trying to perfect their Northern accents. Your real name is probably Abdul, or Wing Chung, and paid a fucking fortune for a 1 bed hovel just because it's in Larndon.

(Disclaimer - in no way is this post intended to be racist in any way, shape or form - it's just observational)

London is an International City because everyone in the world wants to live here.

Why?

Because it's FUCKING ACE.