Knife in left hand

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

What passes where you are for 'restaurant' is what the rest of us call 'kebab van'

Fuck of 'Chris' - we all know London is full of Foreigners and all the Londoners have moved up North trying to perfect their Northern accents. Your real name is probably Abdul, or Wing Chung, and paid a fucking fortune for a 1 bed hovel just because it's in Larndon.

(Disclaimer - in no way is this post intended to be racist in any way, shape or form - it's just observational)

London is an International City because everyone in the world wants to live here.

Why?

Because it's FUCKING ACE.

Full of heathens using dessert spoons to eat pasta...any self respecting Italian would tell you that only children (and retards) use a spoon to eat pasta, adults should have the dexterity and self respect to use a fork.

 

[BooksReject]

What passes where you are for 'restaurant' is what the rest of us call 'kebab van'

Fuck of 'Chris' - we all know London is full of Foreigners and all the Londoners have moved up North trying to perfect their Northern accents. Your real name is probably Abdul, or Wing Chung, and paid a fucking fortune for a 1 bed hovel just because it's in Larndon.

(Disclaimer - in no way is this post intended to be racist in any way, shape or form - it's just observational)

London is an International City because everyone in the world wants to live here.

Why?

Because it's FUCKING ACE.

When I have, in a rare moment of weakness, ventured to the centre of that fuck hole, even for 1 day, I return with black bogies!! It's a dirty, heaving hell hole, with some pretty postcard buildings thrown in. Wembley is ok, as that's starting to feel like home - BUT THATS IT!!!

 

[Chris in London]

Good - so we won't get fucking skin cancer when global warming kills you sickly jellied eel eating cunts in their droves.
You will all be washed out to sea like so much flotsam and jetsam, and only a few pearly queen jackets and unsold Danny dyer DVD's will be left to prove that you utter fucking stains on the conscience of mankind ever existed.

So half an hour ago we were all trendy latte drinking fresh pasta munching Hoxtonites, now we're all east end pearly kings tucking into jellied eels before a good old cockney knees up. We'll be Sarf of the River before you know it.

That's the River Thames, by the way - but you knew that already, because London is World Famous, and the river that runs through it is World Famous and the Houses of Parliament that stand next to it are World Famous and Tower Bridge that crosses it is World Famous

London is fucking ace and you all know it

'London is world famous?'
So is fucking Dennis Nilsen, and Jack The Ripper, and Michael fucking McIntyre - all southerners, all world famous, and all cunts.
You sound like a fucking dipper going on about your Betamax 'istree.
Nobody gives a fuck about you any more.
You are like the dinosaur - big players once, but now everyone realises that your brains are too small, and soon you will be extinct.
And it can't come soon enough.

You want to trade cunts?

You live near Corky. I win.

World famous AND corky doesn't live here.

Beat that.

 

[Chris in London]

Good - so we won't get fucking skin cancer when global warming kills you sickly jellied eel eating cunts in their droves.
You will all be washed out to sea like so much flotsam and jetsam, and only a few pearly queen jackets and unsold Danny dyer DVD's will be left to prove that you utter fucking stains on the conscience of mankind ever existed.

So half an hour ago we were all trendy latte drinking fresh pasta munching Hoxtonites, now we're all east end pearly kings tucking into jellied eels before a good old cockney knees up. We'll be Sarf of the River before you know it.

That's the River Thames, by the way - but you knew that already, because London is World Famous, and the river that runs through it is World Famous and the Houses of Parliament that stand next to it are World Famous and Tower Bridge that crosses it is World Famous

London is fucking ace and you all know it

City City,
The best team in the land,
and all the world,

Wemberlee, Wemberlee,

It's the famous place that every team in England wants to be

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

So half an hour ago we were all trendy latte drinking fresh pasta munching Hoxtonites, now we're all east end pearly kings tucking into jellied eels before a good old cockney knees up. We'll be Sarf of the River before you know it.

That's the River Thames, by the way - but you knew that already, because London is World Famous, and the river that runs through it is World Famous and the Houses of Parliament that stand next to it are World Famous and Tower Bridge that crosses it is World Famous

London is fucking ace and you all know it

City City,
The best team in the land,
and all the world,

Wemberlee, Wemberlee,

It's the famous place that every team in England wants to be

Yes, for two days a year we allow ourselves to be fleeced by you southern spiv cunts, then board the train back to civilization, to a place where buying a round doesn't mean taking out a second fucking mortgage.
Now I bid you good day, which will be when the barrier bursts.

 

[Chris in London]

Out of interest fetters, does Mrs fetters ever get you over to France?

If you think London's full of cunts (and you may in all seriousness have a point) I'm interested to know how you'd get on in Paris

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Out of interest fetters, does Mrs fetters ever get you over to France?

If you think London's full of cunts (and you may in all seriousness have a point) I'm interested to know how you'd get on in Paris

If one hopes the barrier bursts and floods you facking nawty spivs, then the only answer to Parisians is a nuclear missile.

 

[Challenger1978]

Out of interest fetters, does Mrs fetters ever get you over to France?

If you think London's full of cunts (and you may in all seriousness have a point) I'm interested to know how you'd get on in Paris

If one hopes the barrier bursts and floods you facking nawty spivs, then the only answer to Parisians is a nuclear missile.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhtdD4hHboU[/youtube]

 

[Chris in London]

Out of interest fetters, does Mrs fetters ever get you over to France?

If you think London's full of cunts (and you may in all seriousness have a point) I'm interested to know how you'd get on in Paris

If one hopes the barrier bursts and floods you facking nawty spivs, then the only answer to Parisians is a nuclear missile.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhtdD4hHboU[/youtube]

Fucking hell these FFP sanctions are more severe than I thought

EDIT that gives me an idea for upstairs...

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Out of interest fetters, does Mrs fetters ever get you over to France?

If you think London's full of cunts (and you may in all seriousness have a point) I'm interested to know how you'd get on in Paris

I go over there at least twice a year mate, always for the Prix de L'arc de Triomphe, and Paris is my favourite city in the world.
The inhabitants may be surly, impolite and downright rude, but as practice for a visit to London it's ideal, other than that Parisians are easier to understand.