Dear Kolo,
As of today, we are third, you fourth. You have a GD of 9, we have a GD of 25. And you have the little matter of a visit to the Etihad on Boxing Day (just bought my ticket for that), when a certain David Silva and a certain Vincent Kompany will be back in town. Frightening, isn't it?
Now I've never said, and never will say, that any player wearing that blue shirt is "shit". But when Kolo was in defence for us I was always terrified, frankly. He was about as fast on the turn as a double-decker bus. So no regrets. See you on the 26th…