Kolo the car salesman

[didactic]

Legend hahaha I can't stop cracking up :)

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Kolo sells cars
Kolo sells cars
Oh Kolo Toure
He sells lots of cars!

Don't give up your day job.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

This is a fantastic story. I had to stop reading so I could breathe. Fucking nuts. Pretending to be a car salesmen. FML I need to go and get an oxygen tank

 

[City Raider]

yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya toure
clio clio clio clio clio clio clio tourer

 

[didactic]

Oh shit my cousin was hitting this chic hahaha it's a small world. It's 100% true and she is cute. Trying to get th hook up myself.

 

[Matt Diablo]

not posted for fooking e-on's but had to:

2 words: TYPICAL CITY

 

[cbeebies is poo]

His name is Francois
His name is Francois
He likes the ladies
And sells lots of cars...

As I ain't French I presume you province 'Francois' Franswar ?

If not never mind..

 

[cbeebies is poo]

His name is Francois
His name is Francois
He likes the ladies
And sells lots of cars...

As I ain't French I presume you province 'Francois' Franswar ?

If not never mind..

Even pronounce not province ;)

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Oh shit my cousin was hitting this chic hahaha it's a small world. It's 100% true and she is cute. Trying to get th hook up myself.

Just tell her you are a motorbike salesman and try and hide your face a lot.


This story can never be beaten it is amazing<br /><br />-- Sun Nov 25, 2012 10:52 pm --<br /><br />

Oh shit my cousin was hitting this chic hahaha it's a small world. It's 100% true and she is cute. Trying to get th hook up myself.

Just tell her you are a motorbike salesman and try and hide your face a lot.


This story can never be beaten it is amazing

 

[jrb]

"He drives what he wants, he drives what he wants, oh Francois Toure, he drives what he wants!"

Not very original, but with only 3 days until Wigan away, it will do.

 

[didactic]

Oh shit my cousin was hitting this chic hahaha it's a small world. It's 100% true and she is cute. Trying to get th hook up myself.

Just tell her you are a motorbike salesman and try and hide your face a lot.


This story can never be beaten it is amazing

I cant hate cos I apparently she is a very sweet, nice girl who genuinely liked him and had no idea who he was. She is also not a gold digger it was her friends who went to the press hence the dodgy pic while she is coming from University.

With my cousin

 

[LookIfoundmyKnob]

Hands down funniest story of the year.

I'm surprised he couldn't find anything better looking.

 

[didactic]

Hands down funniest story of the year.

I'm surprised he couldn't find anything better looking.

I take it you hit girls finer than her? Fair play to you then but she is far from unattractive.

 

[Blue Haze]

Thought this must be a joke and then saw the pic of him in the shower. Cannot unsee.


Now I'll always think of him with that expression on his face. :(

 

[johnny on the spot]

Perhaps he was after more diet pills and this girl had some top gear.

 

[Aguero_Element]

wtf that is mad!

 

[Barcon]

Oh shit my cousin was hitting this chic hahaha it's a small world. It's 100% true and she is cute. Trying to get th hook up myself.

Just tell her you are a motorbike salesman and try and hide your face a lot.


This story can never be beaten it is amazing

I cant hate cos I apparently she is a very sweet, nice girl who genuinely liked him and had no idea who he was. She is also not a gold digger it was her friends who went to the press hence the dodgy pic while she is coming from University.

With my cousin

Part horse?

 

[Jumanji]

Oh shit my cousin was hitting this chic hahaha it's a small world. It's 100% true and she is cute. Trying to get th hook up myself.

Just tell her you are a motorbike salesman and try and hide your face a lot.


This story can never be beaten it is amazing

I cant hate cos I apparently she is a very sweet, nice girl who genuinely liked him and had no idea who he was. She is also not a gold digger it was her friends who went to the press hence the dodgy pic while she is coming from University.

With my cousin

Crazy if true

 

[Heart.net]

Serious Kolo, Fran fucking cois? lol

 

[LookIfoundmyKnob]

Hands down funniest story of the year.

I'm surprised he couldn't find anything better looking.

I take it you hit girls finer than her? Fair play to you then but she is far from unattractive.

I try not enlarge my ego, but yes I do. I also embark sometimes on the occasional grenade; she's not unattractive, just surprising that there is a face attached to the story and it's far from what I envisioned it. It is what it is. I'm surprised the BBC isn't running with this ???